TrapHouse are recruiting

[braw]

Not to be confussed with the fake Trap_House family based in New York...we are a new family established this round...already we have 6 new recruits who will undergo complete training to enable us to grow...we are also looking for any vet player who think they got what it takes to help our family and the game grow...we are particularly interested in anyone who can make family media and icons to make us stand out from the rest...contact me in game. previous applicants need not apply...terms and conditions also apply...
our motto is ---if ye canny get it doon ye then get it fecking up ye...
regards from me..
.successful candidates will be rewarded with tickles

[IDC]

Yes hello!!! Do you offer fat black trap queens? If so me and tammygunz will sign up

I fully like them toothless and that natural stank from diwn unda

[BarryAllen]

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest looter alive. Will you guys sub me so I can use my speed to loot and carry the new trap house family?

[braw]

Yes hello!!! Do you offer fat black trap queens? If so me and tammygunz will sign up

I fully like them toothless and that natural stank from diwn unda

We don't discriminate we have various sizes and a selection of colours!!!

[IDC]

Let me talk to whitey and ill get back to you

[braw]

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest looter alive. Will you guys sub me so I can use my speed to loot and carry the new trap house family?

No but if we knuckle down and recruit loads of noobs ..then game management will dish out brown envelopes with special treats

[BarryAllen]

If I see any noob turn into a meta when they loot, I will send them and you to iron heights. We dont need more metas. All eyes on you GL

[TpK]

Send me an invite, but if I come over, I require the title of boss.

[braw]

If I see any noob turn into a meta when they loot, I will send them and you to iron heights. We dont need more metas. All eyes on you GL

Sweet!!!!!

ps can anyone trasnlate this for me ???whats a meta ?

[braw]

Send me an invite, but if I come over, I require the title of boss.

we are unable to commit to your request until such times as you can rank as boss in your own family!!!!
but nevertheless invite sent

[Tinman]

OP is almost 50 years old...

[braw]

if we are lucky we will all reach 50!!!!
we have no age restriction here at TrapHouse
get OP to hola for an invite !!!!

be part of the uprising

[Wolfgang'.]

Bunch of Bums who never been inside of a Traphouse ... Oh wait, their momma's sucked nuts and slept on the Kitchen floor for a crumb of Crack while being 9 months pregnant just to give birth to you pathetic simps. Go on.

TrAp-HoUsE

Stay Simpin.

[Phil-Mitchell]

An as someone whos have a few run ins with this newly established Family they dont back down from hitting when they settle into a city.