I need a woman

[MrWorker]

today went to docs to get a foot patched up n girl there was beautiful and kept pushing my foot between her breasts and I could feel her tit with my toe lol she also called me a big boy.... she shoulda just ask me out instead of trying to flirt with me for me to ask her out lol I arnt good with words.

Seriously though I am a pretty good catch, loyal, have values, don't drink or smoke, respect women, Sooo my sweetiepie I wont be around forever.

[Coutinho]

Lol brilliant, that cheered me up on a Monday

[The_Black_Cat]

i bet you're still ahead of freddysandford though

[bLiNd_is_back]

You need a job

Respectful towards women....??. Ae you actually serious?

[MrWorker]

jobjobjob, theys more to life then work my friend and when my foots fix ill be looking for one. Maybe yall should be home looking after yoo ladayyy n kids instead of been at work all the time its not healthy mate.

yeah im a good person.

I arnt out on street corners causing trouble, I don't drink cos ive seen it all it does it cause trouble, I don't commit crime, or steal from people.. and I respect peoples property, I have values and morals...im not out having sex with every single woman I see then doing a runner... etc YEAH I am serious, I am a pretty good respectful decent honest nice person.

[claybomb]

Goverment going ex your benefits haha

[Schofield]

it sounds like you need liquid courage big time

[bLiNd_is_back]

You don't steal?
You steal from every hardworking tax payer in the country.

People that are able to work, but won't, should be executed.

[Bad_Intentions]

Start smoking cigarettes. Easiest way to meet people is smoking. I didn't have a single friend till I was 32 n was a virgin as well. I started smoking n after 8 cigarettes I had lost my virginity twice.

[Murkki]

Start smoking cigarettes. Easiest way to meet people is smoking. I didn't have a single friend till I was 32 n was a virgin as well. I started smoking n after 8 cigarettes I had lost my virginity twice.

LMFAO ... yeah i get girls by smoking sometimes

[MrWorker]

You don't steal?
You steal from every hardworking tax payer in the country.

People that are able to work, but won't, should be executed.

AHHH kinda like Nazi Germany and the communist ragimes I see.... WHEN MY FELLOW WORK-SHY PEOPLE WHERE FORCED TO WEAR BLACK TRIANGLES AND WORK TILL THE DEATH !!!l,

[The_Black_Cat]

I had lost my virginity twice.

twice? i thought it was a one time thing...

[MrWorker]

twice? i thought it was a one time thing...

maybe hes got two dicks...

[MrWorker]

Or maybe hes an hermaphrodite.. like a slug

[ChickenScratch]

or he meant his anal and penis viginity