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Q: How does an elephant hide in a jungle? A: He paints his balls red and sits in a cherry tree.
Q: What is the fastest thing in the jungle? A: Monkeys picking cherries.
Q: How did Tarzan die? A: Picking cherries.
Q: What is the most frightening sound an elephant can hear? A: A giraffe eating cherries in the next tree.
Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she is lying in grass? A: Very attractive.
Q: How do you know if elephants have been screwing in your garden? A: The flower beds are all crushed and you are missing a garbage bag.
Q: What did the elephant say to a nude man? A: "Cute, but can you breathe through it?"
Q: How do you make an elephant fly? A: Start with a three foot zip.
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: A two ton pickup.
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: She will do it for peanuts and never forget you.
Q: What is the biggest drawback in the jungle? A: An elephants foreskin.
Q: Heard of the wallet made from an elephant's foreskin? A: When rubbed, it becomes a briefcase.
Q: Why do elephants have four feet? A: seven inches is just not enough.
Q: Where is an elephant's dick located? A: On his foot, if he treads on you, you're fucked.
Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: Four, two at the front and two at the back.
Q: What has two grey legs and two brown ones? A: An elephant with diarrhea
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Plenty of room.
Q: What do elephants use as condoms? A: Snakes
Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic Pygmies.
Q: What do elephants use a tampons? A: Sheep.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A: Sheep don't come with strings.
Q: Why do rivers run red in Africa? A: They don't have sheep in Africa.
Q: What's the moral of these jokes? A: Avoid red wool from Africa.
Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? A: So they can jump up and rape monkeys.
Q: What do monkeys hate the sound of most? A: Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg...
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rat? A: A dead rat with an 18 inch asshole.
Q: What is the height of ambition? A: An ant climbing up and elephant's leg with the intention of rape.
Q: What did the female elephant say during sex? A: "Can I be on top this time?"
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and an orang-utan? A: One dead ape with four foot stretch marks.
Q: What do you do if you come over an elephant? A: Apologise and wipe it up.
Q: What is the fastest thing in the jungle? A: Monkeys picking cherries.
Q: How did Tarzan die? A: Picking cherries.
Q: What is the most frightening sound an elephant can hear? A: A giraffe eating cherries in the next tree.
Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she is lying in grass? A: Very attractive.
Q: How do you know if elephants have been screwing in your garden? A: The flower beds are all crushed and you are missing a garbage bag.
Q: What did the elephant say to a nude man? A: "Cute, but can you breathe through it?"
Q: How do you make an elephant fly? A: Start with a three foot zip.
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: A two ton pickup.
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: She will do it for peanuts and never forget you.
Q: What is the biggest drawback in the jungle? A: An elephants foreskin.
Q: Heard of the wallet made from an elephant's foreskin? A: When rubbed, it becomes a briefcase.
Q: Why do elephants have four feet? A: seven inches is just not enough.
Q: Where is an elephant's dick located? A: On his foot, if he treads on you, you're fucked.
Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: Four, two at the front and two at the back.
Q: What has two grey legs and two brown ones? A: An elephant with diarrhea
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Plenty of room.
Q: What do elephants use as condoms? A: Snakes
Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic Pygmies.
Q: What do elephants use a tampons? A: Sheep.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A: Sheep don't come with strings.
Q: Why do rivers run red in Africa? A: They don't have sheep in Africa.
Q: What's the moral of these jokes? A: Avoid red wool from Africa.
Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? A: So they can jump up and rape monkeys.
Q: What do monkeys hate the sound of most? A: Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg...
Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rat? A: A dead rat with an 18 inch asshole.
Q: What is the height of ambition? A: An ant climbing up and elephant's leg with the intention of rape.
Q: What did the female elephant say during sex? A: "Can I be on top this time?"
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and an orang-utan? A: One dead ape with four foot stretch marks.
Q: What do you do if you come over an elephant? A: Apologise and wipe it up.
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