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  • Elephant Jokes

    Q: How does an elephant hide in a jungle? A: He paints his balls red and sits in a cherry tree.
    Q: What is the fastest thing in the jungle? A: Monkeys picking cherries.
    Q: How did Tarzan die? A: Picking cherries.
    Q: What is the most frightening sound an elephant can hear? A: A giraffe eating cherries in the next tree.


    Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she is lying in grass? A: Very attractive.


    Q: How do you know if elephants have been screwing in your garden? A: The flower beds are all crushed and you are missing a garbage bag.


    Q: What did the elephant say to a nude man? A: "Cute, but can you breathe through it?"


    Q: How do you make an elephant fly? A: Start with a three foot zip.


    Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: A two ton pickup.
    Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a hooker? A: She will do it for peanuts and never forget you.


    Q: What is the biggest drawback in the jungle? A: An elephants foreskin.
    Q: Heard of the wallet made from an elephant's foreskin? A: When rubbed, it becomes a briefcase.


    Q: Why do elephants have four feet? A: seven inches is just not enough.
    Q: Where is an elephant's dick located? A: On his foot, if he treads on you, you're fucked.


    Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: Four, two at the front and two at the back.
    Q: What has two grey legs and two brown ones? A: An elephant with diarrhea
    Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Plenty of room.


    Q: What do elephants use as condoms? A: Snakes
    Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic Pygmies.
    Q: What do elephants use a tampons? A: Sheep.


    Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A: Sheep don't come with strings.
    Q: Why do rivers run red in Africa? A: They don't have sheep in Africa.
    Q: What's the moral of these jokes? A: Avoid red wool from Africa.


    Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? A: So they can jump up and rape monkeys.
    Q: What do monkeys hate the sound of most? A: Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg...


    Q: What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rat? A: A dead rat with an 18 inch asshole.


    Q: What is the height of ambition? A: An ant climbing up and elephant's leg with the intention of rape.


    Q: What did the female elephant say during sex? A: "Can I be on top this time?"


    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and an orang-utan? A: One dead ape with four foot stretch marks.


    Q: What do you do if you come over an elephant? A: Apologise and wipe it up.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Storm View Post
    Q: Why do elephants wear springs on their feet? A: So they can jump up and rape monkeys.
    Q: What do monkeys hate the sound of most? A: Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg... Boooiiinnnggg...
    so stupid but so funny! great jokes...tnx for making me laugh, storm
    It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.

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    • #3
      - why did the elephant cross the road?

      - chicken's day off....
      It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.

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      • #4
        Lol.... Why couldn't the elephant shit? He sat on a mouse.

        How many elephants does it take to fly? Just one, dumbo.

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        • #5
          hippo jokes coming ?

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          • #6
            What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
            A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

            What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
            A good start.

            What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
            Stranded.

            Where is the best place to hide a nigger’s food stamps?
            Under his work boots.

            How can you tell when a black as been on your computer?
            It is not there.

            How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant?
            When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

            What’s the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
            It means the future will be great!

            A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”

            There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived?
            The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

            Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
            They were on all fours when God spray painted them!

            Why don’t sharks eat niggers?
            They think its whale shit!

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            • #7
              oh shit wrong box sorry

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              • #8
                if i laugh it means im a racist vbb?

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                • #9
                  That is wrong but fucking hilarious

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                  • #10
                    Isnt blatant racism and hateful bigotry against game rules? If i cant wish death or cancer on V then the vbb idiot shouldnt be allowed to make ignorant ass posts.
                    Last edited by Drob; 06-26-2015, 02:38 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Jokes are jokes.

                      I wouldn't be offended at white jokes.
                      bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                      HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                      • #12
                        drob you are very pathetic

                        you can't expect sympathy if you're being hateful

                        so you're disappointed you can't wish something ugly like death or an aweful disease onto someone but you do want a racist joke to be condemned?

                        how retarded are you?
                        It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.

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                        • #13
                          what's the difference between a pig and your mom?

                          the moustache....
                          It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bLiNd_is_back View Post
                            Jokes are jokes.

                            I wouldn't be offended at white jokes.
                            Black jokes r fine. Its the nigger word. He knows behind his keyboard hes safe but ill bet everything i own he Wouldn't utter that shit in real life around me or my people

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The_Black_Cat View Post
                              drob you are very pathetic

                              you can't expect sympathy if you're being hateful

                              so you're disappointed you can't wish something ugly like death or an aweful disease onto someone but you do want a racist joke to be condemned?

                              how retarded are you?
                              Lol. I dont wish death or cancer on u. But once i did just talking shit and my post got removed. I dont care about you that much to seriously hope u die. Now please choke on a hot dog

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