Lime Erics

[MrBigCash]

haha I approve this thread

[BiteME]

Omfg rotflmfao this thred is the best

[bLiNd_is_back]

There once was a ho called Miss_Mack
You could all put your hands in and clap
She has a cunt like a truck
Coz she loves a good fuck
Be careful you don't fall in her trap

[Storm]

lol we seem to have some budding poets

[bLiNd_is_back]

There's a forum troll called Worker
We all know he's a bit of a shirker
Let's be up front
He's a bit of a cunt
He's sitting at home in a burka

[bLiNd_is_back]

Let's talk about Magnum44
Who's TMB career was a bore
So he made up some shit
Now he looks like a tit
Could he be any more of a whore???

[Storm]

A TMB vet named Ding_Dong
Who had the worlds smallest schlong
The birds would all peck it
So that made him stretch it
And now it's all skinny and long

Hahahahaha! brilliant!

[mightymax]

There once was a sneaky fly
Who many wished would die
He tires for the gold
But alas he must fold
Why won't he just leave bye-bye

[kisty]

fuck i wish there was a like button for comments... lol

[harryverderchki]

woke up this morning looking for all the jews
so many to kill , but all of them had no dus
went on the forum looking for the fly
I enjoy it when I hear him cry
he says he is super
most squeezed and released more skills out of their pooper
trying so hard to get the gold
failed even with his multi mould
pleas on the forum with a list of people to kill
can't figure out , why these players come back to make his blood spill

[Fiona]

Blind you are quite the poet... I'm actually starting to like you again... (the second sentence is a lie)

[bLiNd_is_back]

Some mincy little queer called V
Always screaming "look at me!!"
His game play is poo
Always moans about IU
And only ever plays for free

[Storm]

I know this guy who would date women for fun
but he could never make them ever cum
He was a gay fuckhead Staffie named Zhang
Who would fuck them all night with his Tic-Tac sized wang
and kiss them good night with his 12 inch tongue

[bLiNd_is_back]

A mucky old staffie named Tiki
Whos panties were always so sticky
She was crawling with bugs
Sent nudes out to Lugz
And her porn name was Eaty_La_Dicky

[The_Black_Cat]

this player who used to be kind
now known as idiot blind
no longer uses reason to chat
instead acts like a twat
and seemingly lost his mind