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    There is this person named Blind-Is-Back
    Who took a wank and put that juice in his crack
    The amount of semen he produced was scary
    Even the flat of his palms turned hairy
    And he likes munching on dicks for a snack

    Tammygunz is a player who is cocky
    But he is actually just a knob jockey
    He will take any man's pole
    And shove it up his asshole
    And insist on playing tonsil hockey

    There once was an admin named Tiki
    For 5 cents she would jump on any little dickey
    Compared to the size of any vagina's
    She can accommodate 50 miners
    Standing in line while she plays lickey-lickey

    There is this dude named Domenico
    Who bounces on cock like a yo-yo
    The dripping sweat off his balls
    Can cover many walls
    And he is an ass-to-mouth pro, bro
    Game Admin

  • #2
    I can go on forever
    Game Admin

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    • #3
      Well go on ..... I'm waiting for the Storm verse
      skype = tmbtiki

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      • #4
        Hell yeah!!

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        • #5
          Lol...
          ........

          Storm takes the 50k

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          • #6
            LMAO Hands down

            make it 40 since staff member

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            • #7
              Haha cunt!
              bLiNd_As_A_bAt
              HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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              • #8
                There once was a man named Storm
                Who loved to make his own porn
                It starred little boys
                And all his sex toys
                It's the electric chair in the morn
                bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                • #9
                  A tmb player called Ky
                  Took a shit load of spunk in the eye
                  She stumbled around
                  Then fell to the ground
                  And said what a good girl am i
                  bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                  HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                  • #10
                    there was a tmb admin called storm
                    who liked sperm sprayed in his bung hole to keep him warm
                    when he was young he sported long dread lock
                    now a bald black dude with a small cock
                    some say he is twisted ,
                    just because on the gay sites he is listed.
                    outside bruce jenners he was spotted
                    wearing a dress that was polka dotted

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                    • #11
                      An IU player named Harry
                      If he could, then V he would marry
                      He would give him his girth
                      And when V gave birth
                      They would name their love child Larry
                      bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                      HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                      • #12
                        let me tell you about a person named blind.
                        his hobby is sticking dildos in his behind.
                        and play toys that you wind
                        favorite is cones from trees that are pined
                        or any small live mouse he can find

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                        • #13
                          A TMB vet named Ding_Dong
                          Who had the worlds smallest schlong
                          The birds would all peck it
                          So that made him stretch it
                          And now it's all skinny and long
                          bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                          HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                          • #14
                            Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
                            I'm still, I'm still Stormy from the block
                            Yes I got it little, though I cum a lot
                            No matter where you've got an herpes, you know where it came from!

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                            • #15
                              A fake rapper called Kingie-Porello
                              Who's mothers pussy was all bruised and yellow
                              She took a million dicks
                              Even candle sticks
                              Now her snatch looks like 6 week old jello
                              bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                              HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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