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Men Age Like Fine Wine, Women Age Like Sour Milk
its true.
I mean like, in life.
Men start out depressed angry alone suicidal etc etc not feeling or looking good and thinkin we have a massive up hill struggle in life to achieve since as men we have to do EVERYTHING, chase the women, work, bring up the kids as well as fight and die in warefare etc. where as the woman just sits they on her bigg asss eating chrisps n sheeeit all day watching Jeremy kyle. and at the same time the thanks we get by society is, we constantly get demonised and we have no rights.
Women on the other though start out in life really happy and excited HOWEVER it takes a downward spiral the older they get hahaha.... when they young they are pretty and have all the options ... but they looks fade after 30 plus they no longer can have kids where as a man can continue having kids till he dies. women gradually get more depressed and miserable the older they get and its they own fault for being spoilt when they young.
HOWEVER things start looking up and get better for men the older we get. We get jobs we start making money we start doing things we want as we get older we naturally get happy just to be alive and happier, we become more accepting of life and how it is and how things are we become at peace with ourselves and everything else, we learn, we also get better looking the older we men get as well. That's why younger women like older men.
AND
Sooo I say ANY YOUNG MEN out there DONT WORRY AHHH... about thaaa bitches your age now, foook em ahh... this is why I recon most men and women start settling down at 30... its because the once not sooo goodlooking young men are good looking and financially stable now and women are starting to saag that they both end up meeting..... but still soon yah be able to get revenge more.. foo when ya get a little bit older ya can dump tha old sour beeeyatch and get a peaaaace of young MEATAHHHH.
I mean id jump on a old slaaaag now n then also cosss thaaa meat is tendahh if yahh naaah mean but its unproductive too staaay with eeet... cos its not producint theeey milk ahhhh thaaaa old cow.
I mean like, in life.
Men start out depressed angry alone suicidal etc etc not feeling or looking good and thinkin we have a massive up hill struggle in life to achieve since as men we have to do EVERYTHING, chase the women, work, bring up the kids as well as fight and die in warefare etc. where as the woman just sits they on her bigg asss eating chrisps n sheeeit all day watching Jeremy kyle. and at the same time the thanks we get by society is, we constantly get demonised and we have no rights.
Women on the other though start out in life really happy and excited HOWEVER it takes a downward spiral the older they get hahaha.... when they young they are pretty and have all the options ... but they looks fade after 30 plus they no longer can have kids where as a man can continue having kids till he dies. women gradually get more depressed and miserable the older they get and its they own fault for being spoilt when they young.
HOWEVER things start looking up and get better for men the older we get. We get jobs we start making money we start doing things we want as we get older we naturally get happy just to be alive and happier, we become more accepting of life and how it is and how things are we become at peace with ourselves and everything else, we learn, we also get better looking the older we men get as well. That's why younger women like older men.
AND
Sooo I say ANY YOUNG MEN out there DONT WORRY AHHH... about thaaa bitches your age now, foook em ahh... this is why I recon most men and women start settling down at 30... its because the once not sooo goodlooking young men are good looking and financially stable now and women are starting to saag that they both end up meeting..... but still soon yah be able to get revenge more.. foo when ya get a little bit older ya can dump tha old sour beeeyatch and get a peaaaace of young MEATAHHHH.
I mean id jump on a old slaaaag now n then also cosss thaaa meat is tendahh if yahh naaah mean but its unproductive too staaay with eeet... cos its not producint theeey milk ahhhh thaaaa old cow.
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