Gems of TMB - post them here

[Storm]

from SexualChocolate 7 hours, 21 minutes, and 32 seconds ago.
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Fellow carrier of an awkwardly large penis, I have been entertaining the in-laws with steaks and whiskey for the last few hours. Unfortunately, real life got in the way and I managed to lose 35k credits.

From one penis dragging on the ground suffering man to another, I ask for your foregiveness and am hopeful you may return such credits to my profile and possibly provide any naked photos that you accumulated of ***** over the years.

All my chocolates,

SC

[Clutch]

from NewGen
21 seconds ago.
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fuck off you cunt

[Storm]

from NewGen
21 seconds ago.
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fuck off you cunt

Ahh the timeless classic.

[Don_Domenico]

from Clutch
5 hours, 3 minutes, and 28 seconds ago.
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hey dom

if you guys want to join our union, i'll make you union consig

you're welcome to join, even if it's just to troll

cheers

[KidVengeance]

He denied me touching his butt. But then a glimmer of hope ....
from DUB
18 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds ago.
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You can touch my prostate

[enid]

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[Buggerlugz]

way back, there was a turbo round with no maxing

so we got together and protected while holding the bank


KidVengeance

hey lugz can you take the bank i need to pee

Buggerlugz

no

KidVengeace

I just peed my pants

Tammygunz

Ill pay good money for them panties

[KidVengeance]

i made great money off them soiled panties!

internet perverts are the best

[MrBigCash]

Man wish I had the classic Hitsquad printscreens yet. Had a lot of bizarre shit from Chevy and Sticky

[St_Michael_5pts]

from SexualChocolate 7 hours, 21 minutes, and 32 seconds ago.
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Fellow carrier of an awkwardly large penis

SC

Tripods unite!

[Clutch]

from LaCosta
19 seconds ago.
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No you retard

Fuck off

[Klown]

from Clutch
8 hours, 28 minutes, and 0 seconds ago.
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I even gave ya the easy out, I was ready to hand over the keys to the kingdom

Craziness that you passed on that one

from Clutch
8 hours, 29 minutes, and 9 seconds ago.
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You guys just had to go and make things difficult for me eh?

I don't wanna lootttttttt but if I have to, I'll loot more than your entire union combined 😉🍻

[The_Black_Cat]

from Lopov
54 seconds ago.
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i just sneezed and pooped my pants

[Swiper]

from WhatsIN_aName
15 hours, 41 minutes, and 13 seconds ago.

really dick head...you lazy fuck,,,you couldnt kill all of em...some football coach you are...when ya hit 'em...YA HIT EM HARD...if they get back up....YA HIT EM AGAIN!!!!!! sheesh, do i have to do everything myself

[Drudge1]

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You could have just typed LOL... it would have been quicker.