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Another day has came, and went in the Warehouse today.
Mostly, my days are very busy. You see, it's hard being in a warehouse full of mostly peens, and only 2, and a half vajay's. I say the half, because I am pretty sure Killa is half male..
What use to be the raunchiest place in the land, is now full of old veterans with a major case of PTSD, who ask themselves.. "Do we activate ? Do we do anything PRODUCTIVE LIKE FIND CAPOS BLOGS(Sorry, back in track) Ben was here, for a full 10 minutes.. what use to be the liveliest man I've ever saw has wasted away, into a drug, belligerent drug mule, where his only sole purpose in life is to sit in a deep corner , stroking Bunch's Maid outfit , repeating "Get ready to bend over, for Ben Dover"
Picture this:
You're trying to fall asleep, with your butt against the wall, and a sheet tucked under you , to save your innocence , whilst Domenico (Whose stage name is, Domeniqe ) comes stumbling in.. smelling of cheap beer, and foul cigarettes. Dragging some lonely, hopeless SS member back to our warehouse where Domenique has promised a medal for him/her/it if only for one night of debauchery.. how do you slee through this, you might ask me?
I drown out the sounds of screams, and "don't touch me there" from the hopeless , SS member , by listening to Micky sometime come around, and talk.
Then, we have Tease, and Fi. Not much in the line of looks but, they get the job done. We have a personal room where we take TMB females such as that (Hi Raven ) where we put them in a dark room, with double bags, and we down a whole fifth of Jack Daniels , and chase it with even more Tequila.. in the warehouse, we live by the motto"Beauty, is a light switch away" (Hi again, Raven)
I kid, I kid raven. You're the most beautiful, scrumptious TMB gal ever. I just seen that this is apparently an ongoing joke with you, and Lil_Sarge..
Anyway, as I make my way through the warehouse, since I am unable to sleep, tripping over dusty old bottles of Astroglide, and warming lotions.. Everyone is in their own little world now. We are not the vicious monsters TMB is afraid of. We are dilapted , old souls, that need Viagra to complete any sexual deed where in our TMB youth, we wouldn't needed it..
However !!! A light still burns , maybe it's the spark , or the 190 messages that I sent my fellow family members, we shall forever be here , lurking in the warehouse, where the occasional moans, and screams come from (Yes maxx, your family sneaks out, and they come to the warehouse where they pay Domenique to do things to them, that you only wish you could..
One day soon, we will be a lively bunch, no mailbox, or sexual orfice will be safe!! I'm in the midst of spiking everyone with Viagra.. So, BEWARE !
Hide your alcoholic drinks , put away those used condoms, and SS.. please be ready to bend over, and grab your ankles.. as we are going to run a train so long, and hard on your bodies, you will disban, like you have , numberius times before, each time you were beaten.
Then, after you lose the war, and you have more STD's than You can keep count of , we will be coming for Mercenaries..
To be continued .
Mostly, my days are very busy. You see, it's hard being in a warehouse full of mostly peens, and only 2, and a half vajay's. I say the half, because I am pretty sure Killa is half male..
What use to be the raunchiest place in the land, is now full of old veterans with a major case of PTSD, who ask themselves.. "Do we activate ? Do we do anything PRODUCTIVE LIKE FIND CAPOS BLOGS(Sorry, back in track) Ben was here, for a full 10 minutes.. what use to be the liveliest man I've ever saw has wasted away, into a drug, belligerent drug mule, where his only sole purpose in life is to sit in a deep corner , stroking Bunch's Maid outfit , repeating "Get ready to bend over, for Ben Dover"
Picture this:
You're trying to fall asleep, with your butt against the wall, and a sheet tucked under you , to save your innocence , whilst Domenico (Whose stage name is, Domeniqe ) comes stumbling in.. smelling of cheap beer, and foul cigarettes. Dragging some lonely, hopeless SS member back to our warehouse where Domenique has promised a medal for him/her/it if only for one night of debauchery.. how do you slee through this, you might ask me?
I drown out the sounds of screams, and "don't touch me there" from the hopeless , SS member , by listening to Micky sometime come around, and talk.
Then, we have Tease, and Fi. Not much in the line of looks but, they get the job done. We have a personal room where we take TMB females such as that (Hi Raven ) where we put them in a dark room, with double bags, and we down a whole fifth of Jack Daniels , and chase it with even more Tequila.. in the warehouse, we live by the motto"Beauty, is a light switch away" (Hi again, Raven)
I kid, I kid raven. You're the most beautiful, scrumptious TMB gal ever. I just seen that this is apparently an ongoing joke with you, and Lil_Sarge..
Anyway, as I make my way through the warehouse, since I am unable to sleep, tripping over dusty old bottles of Astroglide, and warming lotions.. Everyone is in their own little world now. We are not the vicious monsters TMB is afraid of. We are dilapted , old souls, that need Viagra to complete any sexual deed where in our TMB youth, we wouldn't needed it..
However !!! A light still burns , maybe it's the spark , or the 190 messages that I sent my fellow family members, we shall forever be here , lurking in the warehouse, where the occasional moans, and screams come from (Yes maxx, your family sneaks out, and they come to the warehouse where they pay Domenique to do things to them, that you only wish you could..
One day soon, we will be a lively bunch, no mailbox, or sexual orfice will be safe!! I'm in the midst of spiking everyone with Viagra.. So, BEWARE !
Hide your alcoholic drinks , put away those used condoms, and SS.. please be ready to bend over, and grab your ankles.. as we are going to run a train so long, and hard on your bodies, you will disban, like you have , numberius times before, each time you were beaten.
Then, after you lose the war, and you have more STD's than You can keep count of , we will be coming for Mercenaries..
To be continued .
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