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  • Limericks!

    Pick someone - anyone!
    Cuss those mo'fos out!

    I'll start........

    There once was a man named Storm
    Whos pants were all moist and warm
    He liked to touch boys
    With his rubber sex toys
    We all wish that he was never born
    bLiNd_As_A_bAt
    HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

  • #2
    There once was a troll named blind
    He played tmb and lost his mind
    He met a girl named bruce
    Jerked off her spruce
    And now she put a branch up his behind

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    • #3
      Our friend Blind was born full of turd smear
      Because his mom always and only took it in the rear
      She loved it up there again and again
      If you could stand the shit ' she would take the pain
      And we can see the results in our friend Blind, I fear.

      So Fuck you Blind, You stupid Fuck
      You were born walking shit and that's just your luck
      Your Mother's a whore, her cunt is all broke
      All flabby and fucked, it looks like a joke
      And its so wide, it can park a truck
      Game Admin

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      • #4
        I have to ask about the "branch up his arse" bit [email protected]:

        how do you come up with that fucked up shit?
        Game Admin

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        • #5
          There once was a man called blind
          who loved to get it in his behind
          he was built like a truck
          because he loved a good rough fuck
          and that is why he was never kind

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          • #6
            There once was a man named worker
            His mom was a professional twerker
            He smelled like shit
            Sucked storms mantit
            My friends this is jus a tear-jerker

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            • #7
              Is this a offer to work with me again blind?

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              • #8
                Ouuuu me next

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                • #9
                  There once was a man named Wolfgang,
                  His mothers pussy juice tasted of tang.
                  He's abit of a prick,
                  He Dad loves the dick.
                  And that is the story of Wolfgang.


                  Love Deadpool xD
                  Last edited by Lil_Boi; 05-24-2017, 04:59 AM.

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                  • #10
                    why is it that no one bothers
                    people slamming eachother's mothers
                    then involving your dick
                    is kind of sick
                    can't we be sisters and brothers?
                    It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.

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                    • #11
                      They once was a man named IDC
                      Who loved to drink his wee
                      he slipped on a rock
                      and split open his cock
                      and a vagina is now all he could see

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                      • #12
                        There once was heartless bitch named KV
                        she makes fun of those who can't see
                        Dad claims she takes after her mom
                        she jokes that the concert was a BOMB
                        she'll put a cock in your ass, not 2 but 3

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Swiper View Post
                          There once was heartless bitch named KV
                          she makes fun of those who can't see
                          Dad claims she takes after her mom
                          she jokes that the concert was a BOMB
                          she'll put a cock in your ass, not 2 but 3
                          FYI there's a 10 minute wait in the cock queue. Please line up!

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                          • #14
                            There once was a man named Shane
                            Who was slightly deranged in the brain
                            He is dreaming about dick
                            Constantly deepthroating the stick
                            His ass in no stranger to pain.

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                            • #15
                              Once was a midget named sarge
                              Thought he was large and in charge
                              Seen a tiny small stick
                              Thought he ripped off his dick
                              Now he likes to call herself marge

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