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  • A minute with Jonny V

    "Whenever I meet someone new I always ask if they have ever had sex with a tiger, because I know someday some hot female will be like:"this one time at band camp".

  • #2
    Wtf. Are you drunk bro?

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    • #3
      He probably is haha

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      • #4
        Sometimes I wonder if drowning pool was about samon fishing.

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        • #5
          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XxH3zCUeDCo

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          • #6
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LE8gqm-NiM

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            • #7
              Never fall in love in Tijuana, quite some time had passed since my last visit, when I first saw her standing bow legged beside the bar looking tired and somewhat empty minded. I oderd my first drink while taken in the vasteness of this ancient cantena, animal sounds shatterd the silence from a nearby lodge as street smells wafted through the doors. My mind travels back to the busty woman beside the bar she finishes her drink and I decide to follow her through a set of double doors. At this point I've already decided I could live forever with this stunning senorita I refresh my drink and walk into the room behind the double doors where I see the same woman from beside the bar on all fours getting railed by a beast of a mexican donkey. That is why you should never fall in love while in Tijuana.
              Last edited by jonny_verteroni; 01-21-2017, 06:47 AM.

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              • #8
                Yo nevr faL n luv wif uh ho. beotch dat aborts 3 o' yo' babies w/o asking. uh ho dat sleeps wif yo' M8s. uh beotch dat uses U fo' yo' monE an' uh cunt dat hz uh gambling prob yyssw fuq U beotch especalE uh beotch dat plays tmb slut cum @ me wot 'chew thinkin' man?

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                • #9
                  Once I enjoyed twenty nine minutes of Monty Python.



                  Also Tijuana is great place to disapear for a week there are so many different options of entertainment.

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