A minute with Jonny V

[jonny_verteroni]

"Whenever I meet someone new I always ask if they have ever had sex with a tiger, because I know someday some hot female will be like:"this one time at band camp".

[hard_knocks]

Wtf. Are you drunk bro?

[Votan]

He probably is haha

[jonny_verteroni]

Sometimes I wonder if drowning pool was about samon fishing.

[jonny_verteroni]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XxH3zCUeDCo

[jonny_verteroni]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_LE8gqm-NiM

[jonny_verteroni]

Never fall in love in Tijuana, quite some time had passed since my last visit, when I first saw her standing bow legged beside the bar looking tired and somewhat empty minded. I oderd my first drink while taken in the vasteness of this ancient cantena, animal sounds shatterd the silence from a nearby lodge as street smells wafted through the doors. My mind travels back to the busty woman beside the bar she finishes her drink and I decide to follow her through a set of double doors. At this point I've already decided I could live forever with this stunning senorita I refresh my drink and walk into the room behind the double doors where I see the same woman from beside the bar on all fours getting railed by a beast of a mexican donkey. That is why you should never fall in love while in Tijuana.

Yo nevr faL n luv wif uh ho. beotch dat aborts 3 o' yo' babies w/o asking. uh ho dat sleeps wif yo' M8s. uh beotch dat uses U fo' yo' monE an' uh cunt dat hz uh gambling prob yyssw fuq U beotch especalE uh beotch dat plays tmb slut cum @ me wot 'chew thinkin' man?

[jonny_verteroni]

Once I enjoyed twenty nine minutes of Monty Python.



Also Tijuana is great place to disapear for a week there are so many different options of entertainment.