Was Jesus a psychedelic mushroom?

[Bad_Intentions]

I believe Jesus was actually a code word or mythical version of the psychedelic mushroom, amanita muscaria.

Early Christians were part of fertility cults who believed that God was a big mighty penis and when it rained he was cumming on everything and creating life. They would preform sexual rituals in order to entertain God so he could orgasm and rain (ejaculate) on earth. Basically they were obsessed with dick so when they saw mushrooms that looked like cock they ate them in no time which made them hallucinate and these hallucinations made them believe they were seeing Gods vision. Since these mushrooms looked like dicks they started putting them up the vaginas of virgins and all the fungus in pussies where able to grow the mushrooms producing the "Son of God" or "Jesus" as we know it today.

[MrWorker]

You need your mind washed out with soap and EXTREME EXORCISM AHHHH

only people who do these sex rituals and other perverted things are Satanists and freemasons n other sheeeeit

[vbb]

You need your mind washed out with soap


and his asshole

[Wolfgang]

There is only Raptor Jesus

[Guest]

There is only Raptor Jesus

jesus has spoken allah akbar

[Bad_Intentions]

***CORRECTION***

They did not actually put the mushrooms in virgins but Jesus must be born from the Virgin Mary so the ritual may call for the amanita muscaria to be ingested by a female virgin "one who is pure"

[Eli_462]

NO but the origins of manyChristmas traditions including santa clause has a lot to do with psychedelic mushroom.

[Wolfgang]

NO but the origins of manyChristmas traditions including santa clause has a lot to do with psychedelic mushroom.

No Phucking Way

[Knoxie]

You need your mind washed out with soap and EXTREME EXORCISM AHHHH

only people who do these sex rituals and other perverted things are Satanists and freemasons n other sheeeeit

Apart from about 4% of priests who raped small children, between 1950 and 2005. Small percentage I would agree, unless you were one of the , on average 8, children that were raped buy each priest. Then you consider the fact that there are about 400000 priests in the world at any one time, totaling 16000 rapist all raping and destroying lives in the name of god. This totals 128000 lives destroyed.
Then there's the 55% of priest who covered up these rapes, allowing them to continue, making them just as guilty as the rapist.
I could go on with the connections of other abusers, to the Catholic church, but we would be here for weeks and the forum would blow up with the sheer numbers.

Ill take my chances dancing naked in the forest with the pagans and the witches thankyou...

I will just add, I am in no way anti religion, each to their own, but your pathetic blind faith is the kind of head in the sand horseshit that makes me sick. Go rattle you holier than thou bullshit somewhere else wanker...

[The_Black_Cat]

yes there has often been more evil carried out in the name of god than anything good.....

religion is a manmade political tool to control weak minded and ignorant people

jews, christians, muslims etc all use their faith as an excuse to steal, rape and murder

hell islam even calls such a person the perfect muslim (mohammed did all of it and worse)

[TodoMuerto]

nothing was ever made, history doesn't exist, It's all the illusion of time and space and you are stuck in your prison made of flesh.

[TodoMuerto]

here, educate yourselfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgx3sp_hTJw

[Opie]

nothing was ever made, history doesn't exist, It's all the illusion of time and space and you are stuck in your prison made of flesh.

depending on the anatomical location of the flesh in question, this might not be such a bad thing...

[TodoMuerto]

It is a bad thing, that's why some people think that by destruction you have creation. If you really love someone, and you really want to set him free. open his flesh let him come out. Stabb the one you love...

[TodoMuerto]

science has proven to us that organisms evolve and progress. Due to that, you can't say that people 2000 years ago were smarter than us now.

The old teachings are outdated

LIsten to the new teachings, You can't turn the other cheek on the man who hits you. IF you are really spiritually awaken kill him and set him free. THan you can turn the other cheek and forgive him, after he dies.