OIII blind ahh bet yoo up early for work arnt ya ?

[MrWorker]

I am still up cos ahh cant sleep.. too many late nights and waking up mid day ahhh... also I'm filled with energy because ahh don't do owt at all soo ahh cant sleep anyway darrrn to job centre today any chance yah can lendus ahh fivaah for the bus cos it kills ma feet walking all up hill on the way home plus ahh want a bag of chips on way back fo a reward for maself ??

[BLA]

Get your giro then straight to spoons?

[SexualChocolate]

A man needsah sum PROPPAAHH sleep!

[MrWorker]

AHH PROPPA MAN needs PROPPA FOOD. DINNNER TIME AHHH.

Also its not a giro anymore its not even jobseekers allowance its universal credit now Ahhh and nahh ahh don't drink.

[BLA]

Shame can't beat a Wetherspoons full English with a nice pint and whiskey chaser for breakfast

[MrWorker]

Exactly PROPPA MAN did eat a full English at one time.. But I don't eat pork anymore so no more full English for me lol.

[BLA]

Mmmm bacon

[MrWorker]

I dont miss bacon at all lol. NOW I HAVE JESUS AHHH !

[SexualChocolate]

Mmmm a PROPPAAHH (that's now an auto correct in my phone) man luvahs heemself thah XTRAH thiiikkkk bacon!

[blink]

Why can I understand this bastard language of caveman grunts, pig Latin, and black Southern Baptist preacher?

I need a drink.