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Let me tell you a story of two men who are on a journey of discovery. Together. It's beautiful really.
As many of you may know at this point, Tony is a hardworking sandwich artist who has fallen on some hard times. While others may point to his barely coherent partial sentences as proof of a 7th grade education I am one to blame poor training by the franchisee. With a proven inability to construct a basic pastrami on rye (with mustard) Tony has started to uncover a fetish for older women which is mildly disturbing in its consistency but borderline beautiful in it's innocence. Tony likes to block me after a couple of messages (three rounds in a row since my return) but always likes to try to get the coveted "last word" which is often where his sexual perversions are mentioned.
Lebanon_Levi is a special breed of franchisee. With zero regard for "customer service", and what many would consider a nonexistent vocabulary, Levi spews what amounts to verbal diarrhea to anyone who will listen in order to fulfill his own warped sense of purpose. This round I was blocked after a nice message where I inquired about the well being of my favorite registered sex offender...and the blocking was immediate as was the litany of very "carefully constructed" verbal jabs. I will pray for Levi.
Since I can't message them privately I am taking to the forum in an honest attempt at enlightenment and reconciliation. If you're able, ask them both about their journey toward making that perfect sandwich and let them both know that I and those in my family love them and accept them for who they are. The instructions are simple enough. Please don't forget the mustard.
Love,
Matty
As many of you may know at this point, Tony is a hardworking sandwich artist who has fallen on some hard times. While others may point to his barely coherent partial sentences as proof of a 7th grade education I am one to blame poor training by the franchisee. With a proven inability to construct a basic pastrami on rye (with mustard) Tony has started to uncover a fetish for older women which is mildly disturbing in its consistency but borderline beautiful in it's innocence. Tony likes to block me after a couple of messages (three rounds in a row since my return) but always likes to try to get the coveted "last word" which is often where his sexual perversions are mentioned.
Lebanon_Levi is a special breed of franchisee. With zero regard for "customer service", and what many would consider a nonexistent vocabulary, Levi spews what amounts to verbal diarrhea to anyone who will listen in order to fulfill his own warped sense of purpose. This round I was blocked after a nice message where I inquired about the well being of my favorite registered sex offender...and the blocking was immediate as was the litany of very "carefully constructed" verbal jabs. I will pray for Levi.
Since I can't message them privately I am taking to the forum in an honest attempt at enlightenment and reconciliation. If you're able, ask them both about their journey toward making that perfect sandwich and let them both know that I and those in my family love them and accept them for who they are. The instructions are simple enough. Please don't forget the mustard.
Love,
Matty
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