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    What is the most ridiculous excuse you have used/heard used to call out of work?

  • #2
    My alarm clock didn't work
    Exitus Acta Probat

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    • #3
      mother fell down the stairs

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      • #4
        I woke up dead

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        • #5
          I have a hardon and it's not going down

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          • #6
            I'm flaccid and it's not going up.

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            • #7
              Have to get to end of round

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              • #8
                "I drank too much, I'm hungover."

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                • #9
                  Some guy at my work had 4 nans die within4 years.
                  bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                  HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                  • #10
                    A herd of buffalo is blocking my driveway, i cant get out
                    Game Admin

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                    • #11
                      I forgot todays my moms doctor appointment for her hip replacement

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                      • #12
                        I jumped out of bed and my legs decided they didn't work...

                        this legit worked

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                        • #13
                          Cant come in right now, it's EOR on a game i play, this shits way to intense right now

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                          • #14
                            My dog died

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                            • #15
                              teh rapture

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