Calling out

[Cactus_Jack]

What is the most ridiculous excuse you have used/heard used to call out of work?

[donkier]

My alarm clock didn't work

[NewGen]

mother fell down the stairs

[BiteME]

I woke up dead

[kanakz]

I have a hardon and it's not going down

[Tru_Mafia]

I'm flaccid and it's not going up.

[IDC]

Have to get to end of round

[Saisei]

"I drank too much, I'm hungover."

[bLiNd_is_back]

Some guy at my work had 4 nans die within4 years.

[Storm]

A herd of buffalo is blocking my driveway, i cant get out

[Guest]

I forgot todays my moms doctor appointment for her hip replacement

[Chrispy]

I jumped out of bed and my legs decided they didn't work...

this legit worked

[Volume]

Cant come in right now, it's EOR on a game i play, this shits way to intense right now

[AKIRA]

My dog died

[Thedudeabides]

teh rapture