Worst pick up lines you have used or been used on you

[BiteME]

My name is spaghetti , meat balls.
Or
Hey, are you ticklish? Don't know..let me give you a test tickle.
Ugh men..keep it simple like I do. The line I use is a no fail. It's hi...if I follow you home will you keep me?

Let's hear your worst .GO!!!!!!

[Sox33]

Back in the days this never worked for me...
I believe you are what you eat, and by tomorrow I plan to be you...

[Gasface]

Your breasts remind me of Mt. Rushmore and my face should be in between them

[Jackie_D-Amico]

Mmm Girl....You smell like a Bologna sandwich with mayonnaise that I left in my hot car for 3 days

[BiteME]

Sox...Gas face lmfao cute...but Jackie...damn hun wtf I had no idea you where into dead chicks

[Don_Blue]

Bangers and mash, show me your gash.

[Sox33]

Ehh deceased chicks have there good and bad points...

There a bit of a dead root! But they don't answer back...

[tommypichero]

"can I buy you a quick drink? Got a bunch of newborn puppies at home and I dont wanna leave them too long with the kittens"
when you two get home you do need a good story for all the missing cuteness...
"OMG Cruela kidnaped them all to make coats!! we shoud have sex, then you go out looking for them and I stay home trying to find Cruela's facebook and contacting authorities".

Trust me, it's worth a try

[Storm]

Go up to any pretty lady with the following: "Excuse me, would you like to fuck?"

if she says yes, you get laid

if she says no....ask further:

".....do you mind lying down while I have one, please?"

50/50 chance there....

[Coutinho]

Male "Feel that ?" She touches your top.. you reply "that's boyfriend material that is " breaks the Ice and puts a smile on the face.

[KiLLer__BeauTy]

"Do you have mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them." Lol

[Ravenky]

"Whats it like to be the best looking woman in the room?"

"Gee you're easy on the eye"

"It's not that you are glamorous you are just beautiful"

"You're body is like an African Queens Id like to tap that ass like a set of drums"

[bLiNd_is_back]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can see myself
Jizzing all over you

[Fiona]

Ay can i talk to you?
*(me: not interested thank you have a good day)
Ah yo i just want to be your friend
(me: that's okay i have enough friends... and i have a boyfriend)
That's okay i have a wife and she wants a friend
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would you like to play with my balls.... *(eye roll)

[BiteME]

Rotflmao these are great. Keep em coming