All yall science fools

[jonny_verteroni]

What is the perfect size for a cantaloupe?

[KOYOTER]

Like a 1.5 to 3 pounder brotha lol

[KOYOTER]

You at the grocery store or what?

[jonny_verteroni]

All yall science fools

Am I a fucking scientist to like put alcohol in or maybe water or a fire cracker, possibly a game of pitch in catch. Cantaloupes have so many uses. Like what should a cantaloupe's texture be like, and what would a good circumference be for a cantaloupe. Like is that where y'all put your cottage cheese?

[KOYOTER]

Cantaloupe fetish I'm assuming. You're a sick fuck man.

[Mick72]

There is no perfect size as it's all based around the size of your cock.
Giving you the benefit of the doubt yours is say 6" = diameter of 12" x pi = a circumference of 37.7"
Harry at 2" = 12.5"
Maximus if what he claims is true = something in the region of Jupiter

[Guest]

There is no perfect size as it's all based around the size of your cock.
Giving you the benefit of the doubt yours is say 6" = diameter of 12" x pi = a circumference of 37.7"
Harry at 2" = 12.5"
Maximus if what he claims is true = something in the region of Jupiter

Hmmm not sure about Jupiter but maybe more like Saturn??????????
An what i claim is true

[jonny_verteroni]

Really I don't know, your probably the type of person that fucks coconuts.

[jonny_verteroni]

I seen this cantaloupe once that looked just like a golfball.

[jonny_verteroni]

How bout them hawaiian broads, with their grass skirts and the dancing huhyayhuhyaya.

[Guest]

I dnt fuck coconuts maybe sheep!!!!

[jonny_verteroni]

Are they better shaved or with a fluffy coat, when shagging a sheep do you grab their tail and dive for home. Do you at least use protection? Like in case the sheep tries running away. Are virgin sheep better then experienced sheep.

[jonny_verteroni]

I see they sell sheep outfits for your wife or girlfriends to wear to get the full sheep shagging experience.

[Guest]

So far your mother bought 5 sheeps suits i gave her a discount so she gave me head as a ty

[jonny_verteroni]

Had something clever to say but all the sheep heard a zipper......Do you have sack sag? If so be careful while flushing. Once this guy called me a motherfucker and I replied yesser I didn't wanna...fuck my sister, ...she was asking for it.