Lime-Erics 2

[Storm]

Rules:

Pick a player name

Start off like this:

Example:

There was once a player named [Blind]
Who took many d**s from behind
He could take the pain
From being pounded again and again
He just really didn't seem to mind

And you can continue it like this: and make a type of limerick story


On and on, to rut more, he was goaded
and after a while his butt got fully loaded
A scene better than 2 girls 1 cup
He never gave up...
But then.......his arse swelled up and exploded

I guess you all get the idea

PS - Don't break any game rules.
Thanks

[bLiNd_is_back]

There once was a man named Storm
We all wish he was never born
He's been spreading his aids
for many decades
and loves to watch animal porn

[bLiNd_is_back]

Uncle is a dirty old man
he once put his dick in a can
it cut up his sack
he bled in his crack
then wiped it all over his nan

[MrWorker]

they was a guy called drudge
who loved to pack fudge
his ass was swelling
they all saw him welling
hoping he dosnt hold a grudge

[MrWorker]

they was a guy called blind
who was a hard find
been soo dumb
he got caught fucking his mum
and couldn't find his behind

[MrWorker]

they was a man called IDC
who lived by the boat and sea
needed a pee
the breeze blew in
he couldn't see
he knocked himself out
and drownded himself in weeee

[bLiNd_is_back]

they was a man called IDC
who lived by the boat and sea
needed a pee
the breeze blew in
he couldn't see
he knocked himself out
and drownded himself in weeee

You were doing ok, right up to this point.

[bLiNd_is_back]

they was a guy called blind
who was a hard find
been soo dumb
he got caught fucking his mum
and couldn't find his behind

You are a scruffy little cock
Who's head is as thick as a block
Still got no job
And a tiny little nob
Wanking all day in a sock

[Uncle]

thank you blind. you give Uncle quite the task
lets uncle rest for a second and take hit from his flask

UNCLE WILL CALL OUT NEXUS!! One of his favorites of all time
we know he wears ladies pants but can he fucking rhyme

Now you all remember staffs here just ask!

[nexus]

Too much work to think of one, but here is one I heard, I have no idea who came up with it, not me.

There once was a man from nantucket
who had a dick so long he could suck it
as he wiped his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

[Tiki]

There was a young man called Storm
Who thought screwing a sock was the norm
He was seen by his teacher
Who told the young preacher
Now everyone knows he's a gorm




now if I can only think of a limerick for the rest of the staff

[Tiki]

There was an old man called Uncle
Who had a painful carbuncle
He said with a cry
It's so painful I'll die
It was too much for the nuncle




ok so they are getting worse

[Tiki]

There was a young chappie called Opie
Who wanted to be number one groupie
He harassed all the stars
Who sent him to Mars
And now his penis is droopy

[Tiki]

There is a staff member we call Pande
Who thinks he's an up town smart dandy
He strutted around
And tripped on a mound
Then out of his arse came some candy

[Linahal]

Jackie_D-Amico, Thats porn enough.