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  • Lime-Erics 2

    Rules:

    Pick a player name

    Start off like this:

    Example:

    There was once a player named [Blind]
    Who took many d**s from behind
    He could take the pain
    From being pounded again and again
    He just really didn't seem to mind

    And you can continue it like this: and make a type of limerick story


    On and on, to rut more, he was goaded
    and after a while his butt got fully loaded
    A scene better than 2 girls 1 cup
    He never gave up...
    But then.......his arse swelled up and exploded

    I guess you all get the idea

    PS - Don't break any game rules.
    Thanks
    Game Admin

  • #2
    There once was a man named Storm
    We all wish he was never born
    He's been spreading his aids
    for many decades
    and loves to watch animal porn
    bLiNd_As_A_bAt
    HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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    • #3
      Uncle is a dirty old man
      he once put his dick in a can
      it cut up his sack
      he bled in his crack
      then wiped it all over his nan
      bLiNd_As_A_bAt
      HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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      • #4
        they was a guy called drudge
        who loved to pack fudge
        his ass was swelling
        they all saw him welling
        hoping he dosnt hold a grudge

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        • #5
          they was a guy called blind
          who was a hard find
          been soo dumb
          he got caught fucking his mum
          and couldn't find his behind

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          • #6
            they was a man called IDC
            who lived by the boat and sea
            needed a pee
            the breeze blew in
            he couldn't see
            he knocked himself out
            and drownded himself in weeee

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrWorker View Post
              they was a man called IDC
              who lived by the boat and sea
              needed a pee
              the breeze blew in
              he couldn't see
              he knocked himself out
              and drownded himself in weeee
              You were doing ok, right up to this point.
              bLiNd_As_A_bAt
              HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MrWorker View Post
                they was a guy called blind
                who was a hard find
                been soo dumb
                he got caught fucking his mum
                and couldn't find his behind
                You are a scruffy little cock
                Who's head is as thick as a block
                Still got no job
                And a tiny little nob
                Wanking all day in a sock
                bLiNd_As_A_bAt
                HuNg_LiKe_A_cAt

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                • #9
                  thank you blind. you give Uncle quite the task
                  lets uncle rest for a second and take hit from his flask

                  UNCLE WILL CALL OUT NEXUS!! One of his favorites of all time
                  we know he wears ladies pants but can he fucking rhyme

                  Now you all remember staffs here just ask!
                  Last edited by Uncle; 02-19-2016, 06:05 AM.

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                  • #10
                    Too much work to think of one, but here is one I heard, I have no idea who came up with it, not me.

                    There once was a man from nantucket
                    who had a dick so long he could suck it
                    as he wiped his chin
                    he said with a grin
                    if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it

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                    • #11
                      There was a young man called Storm
                      Who thought screwing a sock was the norm
                      He was seen by his teacher
                      Who told the young preacher
                      Now everyone knows he's a gorm




                      now if I can only think of a limerick for the rest of the staff
                      skype = tmbtiki

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                      • #12
                        There was an old man called Uncle
                        Who had a painful carbuncle
                        He said with a cry
                        It's so painful I'll die
                        It was too much for the nuncle




                        ok so they are getting worse
                        skype = tmbtiki

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                        • #13
                          There was a young chappie called Opie
                          Who wanted to be number one groupie
                          He harassed all the stars
                          Who sent him to Mars
                          And now his penis is droopy
                          skype = tmbtiki

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                          • #14
                            There is a staff member we call Pande
                            Who thinks he's an up town smart dandy
                            He strutted around
                            And tripped on a mound
                            Then out of his arse came some candy
                            skype = tmbtiki

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                            • #15
                              Jackie_D-Amico, Thats porn enough.

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