Porello online rap battle : 2016 battle of the kings

[KINGIE-PORELLO]

Hi there welcome to a stunning year of your most love to hate or hate to love online rap battle of the fine year 2016!

lets make this come more alive then ever with more and more rap lyric posts/comments ever to be deployed on the forum

(maybe that is the reason why no one has ever won turns due to non attendance )

but that's okay guys as long we have more then 5-10 players to have a legitimate POLL its worth doing !

SO COME ON GUYS LETS READ SOME OF YOUR RAP LYRICS !

[TheExample]

OMG not fucking again!!!


*THREAD CLOSED*

[KINGIE-PORELLO]

well that is your point TheExample

[xP-Stole]

Uma get a sample
Of theexample
Take a chunk out of his ankle
Fuck deadpool hed be damnedpool
He be hunched while i stand tall
Make him ma bitch cos uma mad fool
But thats a tad cool


Just a lil thing off the top of ma mind

[IroncladLuke]

fresh from the dome. i am at home
on the mic and on stage
write peom make you turb the paggggggee---a

[buttonz]

Buttons back
DOORBELL!!#
The ring in your ears,
So if its not clear
I ll damage any body here!!!

[TiggoBitties]

There once was a clown named Kingie,
He had a very small dingie,
He wanted to be a rapper
But his lyrics belonged in the crapper
And his boyfriend said he's too clingy.

[TUJ]

Kingie was a fuckin' runt
more like damn cunt
all he could do was grunt
while he was on the treasure hunt
Lookin for the corn
in the turds of the other cunt

[TUJ]

*drops mic*

[KINGIE-PORELLO]

wow there is a lot of potential why do all you keep going try and make a longer post

[KINGIE-PORELLO]

the numba one stunna money maker shot caller you can't match me talent mothafuka
keep typing up shit that ain't likely nor is offending me
insults ain't causing no assault your lame ass technique worst strategy
chuck your luck in the pig pen your like my rivals sitting ducks
ak's to rockets best in this shit my words absurd its so legimate

realest deal tmb's most finest in this bitch
you girl be on my dick I give her back as your giving me the shits
with your bitch as way your might as well be gay in every way
you so depressed when I am in your bitches dress thats 50 shades of grey style every day!

I be making pay what you got hot rocks sucking cock with not one in a million chances to be having any riches!

[KINGIE-PORELLO]

All you got to do is look at your words and use your words and put them in a style and see the rhyme say it to your self

i don't do this cause everyone else does
but i can tell you i do this on tmb cause i am the first to do it on this game
you all can write you all can have talent rhyme words and rap say speak what ever you do it in !

[Knoxie]

I only do cover versions of the classic raps...

Fox
Socks
Box
Knox

Knox in box.
Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

[TUJ]

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?


Sam and fox in box





I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them
here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

[bLiNd_is_back]

Did I smell a limerick dropped earlier?

Ohhhhh daaamnnn, shit's going down..