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i emptied my bowels earlier
it was most agreeable
it was one of those shits where everything was just how it should be
first of all i had no time to ponder, my sphincter twitched and i knew i had seconds to get my arse warming the toilet seat up
as i sat down the brown anaconda slithered its way waterwards and entered almost silently
now heres the thing, it hit me all at once, it hadnt hurt regardless of the quantity of which i was sure was bordering on full capacity but it stank like youd fingered a dogs arse then stuck your fingers up your nose
just to confirm my suspicions i investigate my deposit and lo and behold indeed i had delivered a package of maximum proportions, a good 20 percent was sticking out of the water still
excellent work there i decided, all thats left to do now is the paperwork
now i dont know about you but theres times when i take a shit that i end up with a marmite arsehole, no matter how long you scoop away at it the result is still a brown streak on tissue everytime
so you see i had my fears that due to the lack of discomfort whilst fecal matter was being evacuated from my rectum combined with an aroma that could drop a gorilla at 100 paces i assumed that id be plugging away for a good while
one wipe and no residual tanning of the tissue, i coulda licked it it was that un tarnished
it was almost religious, the holy trinity of defecating, size smell and cleanliness
im grateful for you letting me share my shit with you
fuck you very much
lugz
xx
it was most agreeable
it was one of those shits where everything was just how it should be
first of all i had no time to ponder, my sphincter twitched and i knew i had seconds to get my arse warming the toilet seat up
as i sat down the brown anaconda slithered its way waterwards and entered almost silently
now heres the thing, it hit me all at once, it hadnt hurt regardless of the quantity of which i was sure was bordering on full capacity but it stank like youd fingered a dogs arse then stuck your fingers up your nose
just to confirm my suspicions i investigate my deposit and lo and behold indeed i had delivered a package of maximum proportions, a good 20 percent was sticking out of the water still
excellent work there i decided, all thats left to do now is the paperwork
now i dont know about you but theres times when i take a shit that i end up with a marmite arsehole, no matter how long you scoop away at it the result is still a brown streak on tissue everytime
so you see i had my fears that due to the lack of discomfort whilst fecal matter was being evacuated from my rectum combined with an aroma that could drop a gorilla at 100 paces i assumed that id be plugging away for a good while
one wipe and no residual tanning of the tissue, i coulda licked it it was that un tarnished
it was almost religious, the holy trinity of defecating, size smell and cleanliness
im grateful for you letting me share my shit with you
fuck you very much
lugz
xx
- love ur work Lugz
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