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A sad, sad man once joined the family known as Nameless and offended the majority of the members, me in particular. I was having a very lousy few days and when said man said somethign it pissed me off. I let him have it, and by it, I mean whatever came to mind to send to my fingers to type. I may have said somthing that was offinseive to him but I apologized and thought we had made ammends. Now, the first message I receive this round was from said sad, sad man. I feel motivated to assk all of you for your assitance in making him feel like he doesn't need to abuse and attempt to use insults and insinuations to feel like anormal human being. he must have ben bullied, he must have lived a very lonely life and still does but my friends...
*Cue sappy Arms of an Angel music with a live video feed of attention starved middle aged men in their mother's basement, sweaty and still in their fast food work uniform with that littel bit of saliva and food debis build up in the corner of their lips, slanted in their chairs with empty eyes*I call upon YOU to change that for him. for as little as three messages a day you too can help. Just say hello, ask him how he is feeling today and tell him to have a great day. One messag each. I promise it will be worth it. Every single message to this man will make you feel better about yourself by helping him and makng him feel better about himself ecause he knows you care.
Now who is this sad, sad man you ask? The one and only MrWorker. Need edivence? Ill show you. BUT WAIT, first you must know a little background about me, BenDover. Many year vet of this game, started in round 12. You can search my name and find my interview from YEARS ago to know more about my TMB story, but I am a 27 year old straight man, Pharmaceuticals supervisor, family man, but two particular items you will need to know gong into this conversation: 1. I am not a Christian and 2. I am a Freemason. (Freemasonly says you must belive in a supreme being, not specifically Christ. And if you want to know more about my religion, please feel free to message me in game and I will answer any and all questions I can) But this is the first message I received after logging into the round and the conversation that followed. I must apologize as well, my spell check nearly blew up my desktop. Microsoft Word was flipping out on me for NOT using spell check on the messages I received. So forgive me. Maybe we can gather a fund for his education as well. Anyway, sappy music loop is getting tiresome so, lets roll to the conversation footage.
from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 21 seconds ago.
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bet you needed some serious lube or cooling cream after your ignitiation in the gay agenda
illuminatit didn't ya tit
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 9 minutes, and 48 seconds ago
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What the fuck is an "ignitiation?!"
from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 6 minutes, and 0 seconds ago.
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you tell me your the one who does it faggget
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 2 minutes, and 32 seconds ago
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What country are you from? I feel sorry talking shit about someone for doing atrociously in
English when its a second language and you are actually doing really well. I also give to my
local Special Olympics organization so I don't wnat to make fun of a cause I support. so if
you have any mental disabilities please let it be known so that I will not offend society in
exploiting them.
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 53 seconds ago
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Oh, and if English is your second language Google has a wonderous translator for you to use.
from MrWorker 1 day, 54 minutes, and 55 seconds ago.
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that's right you ignorannty care about language... MEANWHILE when you go to hell your not
gonna be using it there your number word will be AHHHHHHHHHH
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 56 minutes, and 50 seconds ago
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A self proclaimed Christian judging me and condeming me to hell? I guess you will be there
yourself sitting beside me as that is a sin in itself. Judge not lest ye be judged.
from MrWorker 21 hours, 54 minutes, and 11 seconds ago.
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yeeeehawww mothafukahh wooohowowowllahhhh.... your a supposed believer in god but your judging
me arnt ya... as you say.. Judge not or youll be judged.
sent to MrWorker 21 hours, 12 minutes, and 52 seconds ago
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Only copying the wonderdul leadership of yours. Its so amazing to walk blindly into oblivion
behind you. your wonderful scne tof complete and utter bullshit lingering well after your gone
leading the way.
from MrWorker 20 hours, 1 minute, and 56 seconds ago.
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you are what they call a hypocrit
See...he needs help and only you can provide it. Thank you for reading my novel and please, please, don't turn a blind eye, you can easily help this man's cause and privde the much needed cars for him. I feel sorry for him. I would buy him a pint and pay for a Scottish hooker to blow him if I could, but I can't. Why a scottish whore? Well, they are cheap, they have too many sheep to compete with.
*Cue sappy Arms of an Angel music with a live video feed of attention starved middle aged men in their mother's basement, sweaty and still in their fast food work uniform with that littel bit of saliva and food debis build up in the corner of their lips, slanted in their chairs with empty eyes*I call upon YOU to change that for him. for as little as three messages a day you too can help. Just say hello, ask him how he is feeling today and tell him to have a great day. One messag each. I promise it will be worth it. Every single message to this man will make you feel better about yourself by helping him and makng him feel better about himself ecause he knows you care.
Now who is this sad, sad man you ask? The one and only MrWorker. Need edivence? Ill show you. BUT WAIT, first you must know a little background about me, BenDover. Many year vet of this game, started in round 12. You can search my name and find my interview from YEARS ago to know more about my TMB story, but I am a 27 year old straight man, Pharmaceuticals supervisor, family man, but two particular items you will need to know gong into this conversation: 1. I am not a Christian and 2. I am a Freemason. (Freemasonly says you must belive in a supreme being, not specifically Christ. And if you want to know more about my religion, please feel free to message me in game and I will answer any and all questions I can) But this is the first message I received after logging into the round and the conversation that followed. I must apologize as well, my spell check nearly blew up my desktop. Microsoft Word was flipping out on me for NOT using spell check on the messages I received. So forgive me. Maybe we can gather a fund for his education as well. Anyway, sappy music loop is getting tiresome so, lets roll to the conversation footage.
from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 21 seconds ago.
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bet you needed some serious lube or cooling cream after your ignitiation in the gay agenda
illuminatit didn't ya tit
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 9 minutes, and 48 seconds ago
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What the fuck is an "ignitiation?!"
from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 6 minutes, and 0 seconds ago.
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you tell me your the one who does it faggget
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 2 minutes, and 32 seconds ago
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What country are you from? I feel sorry talking shit about someone for doing atrociously in
English when its a second language and you are actually doing really well. I also give to my
local Special Olympics organization so I don't wnat to make fun of a cause I support. so if
you have any mental disabilities please let it be known so that I will not offend society in
exploiting them.
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 53 seconds ago
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Oh, and if English is your second language Google has a wonderous translator for you to use.
from MrWorker 1 day, 54 minutes, and 55 seconds ago.
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that's right you ignorannty care about language... MEANWHILE when you go to hell your not
gonna be using it there your number word will be AHHHHHHHHHH
sent to MrWorker 1 day, 56 minutes, and 50 seconds ago
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A self proclaimed Christian judging me and condeming me to hell? I guess you will be there
yourself sitting beside me as that is a sin in itself. Judge not lest ye be judged.
from MrWorker 21 hours, 54 minutes, and 11 seconds ago.
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yeeeehawww mothafukahh wooohowowowllahhhh.... your a supposed believer in god but your judging
me arnt ya... as you say.. Judge not or youll be judged.
sent to MrWorker 21 hours, 12 minutes, and 52 seconds ago
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Only copying the wonderdul leadership of yours. Its so amazing to walk blindly into oblivion
behind you. your wonderful scne tof complete and utter bullshit lingering well after your gone
leading the way.
from MrWorker 20 hours, 1 minute, and 56 seconds ago.
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you are what they call a hypocrit
See...he needs help and only you can provide it. Thank you for reading my novel and please, please, don't turn a blind eye, you can easily help this man's cause and privde the much needed cars for him. I feel sorry for him. I would buy him a pint and pay for a Scottish hooker to blow him if I could, but I can't. Why a scottish whore? Well, they are cheap, they have too many sheep to compete with.
some of us just trying to be smart by "Insulting" him and talking bullshit about him , ADMIT IT , READ HIS POSTS AGAIN , U AGREE WITH at least some of his posts !!! but u just ignore to understand em and try to end the interes of people to read HIS POSTS !! i personaly dont know worker in REAL LIFE but i gotta admit it he talks right most of the time ! he talks the reality , if u dont like his posts u dont like reality !
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