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    A sad, sad man once joined the family known as Nameless and offended the majority of the members, me in particular. I was having a very lousy few days and when said man said somethign it pissed me off. I let him have it, and by it, I mean whatever came to mind to send to my fingers to type. I may have said somthing that was offinseive to him but I apologized and thought we had made ammends. Now, the first message I receive this round was from said sad, sad man. I feel motivated to assk all of you for your assitance in making him feel like he doesn't need to abuse and attempt to use insults and insinuations to feel like anormal human being. he must have ben bullied, he must have lived a very lonely life and still does but my friends...

    *Cue sappy Arms of an Angel music with a live video feed of attention starved middle aged men in their mother's basement, sweaty and still in their fast food work uniform with that littel bit of saliva and food debis build up in the corner of their lips, slanted in their chairs with empty eyes*I call upon YOU to change that for him. for as little as three messages a day you too can help. Just say hello, ask him how he is feeling today and tell him to have a great day. One messag each. I promise it will be worth it. Every single message to this man will make you feel better about yourself by helping him and makng him feel better about himself ecause he knows you care.

    Now who is this sad, sad man you ask? The one and only MrWorker. Need edivence? Ill show you. BUT WAIT, first you must know a little background about me, BenDover. Many year vet of this game, started in round 12. You can search my name and find my interview from YEARS ago to know more about my TMB story, but I am a 27 year old straight man, Pharmaceuticals supervisor, family man, but two particular items you will need to know gong into this conversation: 1. I am not a Christian and 2. I am a Freemason. (Freemasonly says you must belive in a supreme being, not specifically Christ. And if you want to know more about my religion, please feel free to message me in game and I will answer any and all questions I can) But this is the first message I received after logging into the round and the conversation that followed. I must apologize as well, my spell check nearly blew up my desktop. Microsoft Word was flipping out on me for NOT using spell check on the messages I received. So forgive me. Maybe we can gather a fund for his education as well. Anyway, sappy music loop is getting tiresome so, lets roll to the conversation footage.

    from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 21 seconds ago.
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    bet you needed some serious lube or cooling cream after your ignitiation in the gay agenda
    illuminatit didn't ya tit

    sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 9 minutes, and 48 seconds ago
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    What the fuck is an "ignitiation?!"
    from MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 6 minutes, and 0 seconds ago.
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    you tell me your the one who does it faggget

    sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 2 minutes, and 32 seconds ago
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    What country are you from? I feel sorry talking shit about someone for doing atrociously in
    English when its a second language and you are actually doing really well. I also give to my
    local Special Olympics organization so I don't wnat to make fun of a cause I support. so if
    you have any mental disabilities please let it be known so that I will not offend society in
    exploiting them.

    sent to MrWorker 1 day, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 53 seconds ago
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    Oh, and if English is your second language Google has a wonderous translator for you to use.

    from MrWorker 1 day, 54 minutes, and 55 seconds ago.
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    that's right you ignorannty care about language... MEANWHILE when you go to hell your not
    gonna be using it there your number word will be AHHHHHHHHHH

    sent to MrWorker 1 day, 56 minutes, and 50 seconds ago
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    A self proclaimed Christian judging me and condeming me to hell? I guess you will be there
    yourself sitting beside me as that is a sin in itself. Judge not lest ye be judged.

    from MrWorker 21 hours, 54 minutes, and 11 seconds ago.
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    yeeeehawww mothafukahh wooohowowowllahhhh.... your a supposed believer in god but your judging
    me arnt ya... as you say.. Judge not or youll be judged.

    sent to MrWorker 21 hours, 12 minutes, and 52 seconds ago
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    Only copying the wonderdul leadership of yours. Its so amazing to walk blindly into oblivion
    behind you. your wonderful scne tof complete and utter bullshit lingering well after your gone
    leading the way.

    from MrWorker 20 hours, 1 minute, and 56 seconds ago.
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    you are what they call a hypocrit

    See...he needs help and only you can provide it. Thank you for reading my novel and please, please, don't turn a blind eye, you can easily help this man's cause and privde the much needed cars for him. I feel sorry for him. I would buy him a pint and pay for a Scottish hooker to blow him if I could, but I can't. Why a scottish whore? Well, they are cheap, they have too many sheep to compete with.

  • #2
    also you've missed half the conversation off.
    Last edited by MrWorker; 07-29-2015, 02:22 AM.


    • #3
      Rolling Stones lyrics:
      Hey, you, get off of my cloud!


      Common Scottish saying:
      Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!


      • #4
        You weren't invited back in due to the majority of Nameless deeming you a toxic piece of garbage.


        • #5
          wekl there you go, you allowed a toxic angel in there though... thought id fit in well fellow toxic garbage.


          • #6
            Leave Worker alone. If he wasn't banned from our union I'd have him back lol


            • #7
              In all seriousness though, MrWorker is a parasite and one of the biggest hypocrites I have had the unpleasure of meeting. Based upon the garbage he is constantly spewing, he is categorically the single most unChristian individual I have ever come across. He also ran out of new material ages ago, and has unfortunately resorted to posting the same verbal diarrhea over and over again on the boards.


              • #8
                im banned from every union and family hahaha

                people just don't like hearing the truth about stuff. They all brainwashed.


                JEEEEESUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!


                • #9
                  Pretty certain this actually cements me conversation above...


                  • #10
                    absolutely agree... when people dig holes ah fill em in


                    • #11
                      Worker you are adorable


                      • #12
                        never heard of a BenDover

                        i knew a BendOver once...great guy
                        It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.


                        • #13
                          good trolling btw
                          It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. - Mark Twain.


                          • #14
                            When one person dislikes you, potentially it could be that individual that is the issue.
                            When 2 people dislike you, well they could both be having bad days.

                            When an entire population of an online game all wish you a miserable death, you should really start considering the possibilty that the problem is a little closer to home.


                            • #15
                              blind not entire game !!! there so much here that agree with what worker says some of us just trying to be smart by "Insulting" him and talking bullshit about him , ADMIT IT , READ HIS POSTS AGAIN , U AGREE WITH at least some of his posts !!! but u just ignore to understand em and try to end the interes of people to read HIS POSTS !! i personaly dont know worker in REAL LIFE but i gotta admit it he talks right most of the time ! he talks the reality , if u dont like his posts u dont like reality !