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Originally posted by -mykelanz- View PostY all hate me now.. Lolz
Your team won, but you didn't even play.
"No, "WE" didnt win, THEY won", everyone else is saying.
Then your team's quarterback pulls a "Joe Theisman" and breaks his leg in all the places. Broken and embarrassed, he goes into retirement, to never be seen again. Now you keep your favorite team shirt in your closet. No pride, just dreams and wishes. No wins. You've gone silent. Watching and hoping for a "hail mary".
Now a new quarterback has joined and all of a sudden, you're dreaming of another super bowl title. Once again, you're all cheers, but you still don't play yourself. Just sit back and say "WE" and it's really always THEM!
But I'm just here for the commercials anyway.Last edited by Marco_The_Bull; 01-24-2019, 10:54 AM.I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.
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Originally posted by Marco_The_Bull View Post
You're like that typical overinflated football fan that always screams "WE BEAT YOUR ASSS!" when your team wins. Jumping up and down in excitement watching the confetti fly while you're standing in your apartment living room. Glowing with pride.
Your team won, but you didn't even play.
"No, "WE" didnt win, THEY won", everyone else is saying.
Then your team's quarterback pulls a "Joe Theisman" and breaks his leg in all the places. Broken and embarrassed, he goes into retirement, to never be seen again. Now you keep your favorite team shirt in your closet. No pride, just dreams and wishes. No wins. You've gone silent. Watching and hoping for a "hail mary".
Now a new quarterback has joined and all of a sudden, you're dreaming of another super bowl title. Once again, you're all cheers, but you still don't play yourself. Just sit back and say "WE" and it's really always THEM!
But I'm just here for the commercials anyway.
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