Twitter Manager required

[Tiki]

We need a reliable person to run our twitter community. The successful applicant would need to monitor the twitter site, train new staff members and maintain a tracker. If this is the job for you then please contact me.
Thanks

[Protege]

What about these guys, two famous twits

[bLiNd_is_back]

What sort of package do you offer?
Is paid holiday?
A pension plan?
What ae the hours?
Is there a lunch break?
Do I have to wear a tie?

[Protege]

Just for Blind

A Twitter Manager is required
Type sense in 140 characters and you'll be hired
It's not that tough if you have time on your hands
Storm, Tiki & Co have simple demands
But be warned, if your a twat you risk being fired.

And in answer to your questions

What sort of package do you offer? 7-9 inches depending on temperature
Is paid holiday? what holiday
A pension plan? yes but it expires after 30 days
What are the hours? 10 days on, 10 more days on
Is there a lunch break? yes, maximum one toh
Do I have to wear a tie? no only socks and cuffs

[MrWorker]

What sort of package do you offer?
Is paid holiday?
A pension plan?
What ae the hours?
Is there a lunch break?
Do I have to wear a tie?

Blind loves working, INFACTS he loves to be REEET up the bosses ass... You might like that stiki tiki

That's why if I was leader.... he would take the first job in my forced labour camp as an inmate to work to the death