Flame War: Miss_Fortune vs Miss_Skai (Round 1)

[Host]

1.) The name that appears first in the title is considered Challenger 1 and the second name is Challenger 2

2.) There will exactly 5 posts exchanged between the challengers in this round; these posts can be as long or as short as deemed fit by the particular challenger and can contain any content felt necessary to properly flame your opponent.

3.) Challenger 1 will make the initial post and from there, challenger 2 must respond before challenger 1 is allowed to post again, continuing in that fashion until both have made exactly 5 posts. Challengers will have 24 hours to respond to their opponents post, else they will be automatically disqualified.

4.) Other players are welcome to post in this thread, however, no tips or "should haves" are allowed to be posted until the battle is over. Furthermore, outside posters are not allowed to troll or flame the challengers (until the round is over) aside from small comments such as "Damn, you got schooled", "Wow, he owned you there", etc etc (this will be enforced and posts will be edited/removed as seen fit.)

5.) The winner will be determined by a general vote of who delivered the best insults, however, Host will have the final say in each battle, so bringing in your friends to "vote" for you will not help in the least bit, no sense trying to rig this thing, just compete fairly and have fun with it.

Good luck to both challengers, you may begin flaming now!

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Round 1:


Miss_Fortune:


OK, time out.

*Blows whistle/Waves flag takes Kenzies' popcorn bucket and dumps it on his dumb head.

I want to ask a couple of questions first so this shouldn't count as my turn.

Who goes first and when does this start?

Who the fuck is Miss Skai?

What is a Skai anyway? It sounds skanky. Could you get one at Wallmart? Because, I don't shop there it's trashy.

Why did she steal my name? This should be for original players only. I mean, sure, it's flattering and everything, imitation is the highest form of flattery ect...but come on. Isn't it bad enough Miss Mack stole my name?

Kenzie, I don't know who the fuck you are either, but, plz keep your pants on till we get this thing started. TY.

PS. You sound like an asshole.


Big Kiss,

MF



Miss_Skai:


Any retard who can't read 5 points and work out that they need to attach the label of "Challenger 1" to themselves clearly needs to take a few grammar and common sense lessons before attempting to flame.

5 years playing TMB and you're still unfortunate in being the site's bitch. If you consider sucking dick for a living and skype videochat stripping for TMB Subscriptions and credits, then my my, that is rather fortunate. Trying to school me about original players? TROLOLOL, NOSz here, I didn't manage to get my name from a 14 year old "street tag" with the MISS_HARDCOREXXXX or PWINCESS_MILLIONS.

P.s. You told Kenzie they sound like an asshole, however, you're the one reading the text, so I guess the asshole is that little voice in your head - you. Well done for flaming yourself, it saves me plenty of effort (not that any is really needed).


Round 2:

Miss Fortune:

I could point out a few grammatical errors on your post...but i won't. Desperate measures.

How's the Olympics? must be mad. Do you expect England to win any medals? I hear they're a shoe in for bronze disk tossers.

(this is how the convo goes down back stage)

Miss Fortune: if i come up with something..before i have to go to bed i will
otherwise..you'll have to wait like i did.

NOSz: sure anything for you baby cakes

Miss Fortune: np sugar tits

NOSz: wanna suck on em?

Miss Fortune: lol..no

NOSz: why

Miss Fortune: not my job

NOSz: youre no fun =[ stop pretending to be female. we all know you've got a weiner.

Miss Fortune: do i?

NOSz: mmhmm it's in my mouth right now. nom nom nom.

Miss Fortune: my weiner is in your mouth?

NOSz: yes, i'm sucking it so so well u like?

Miss Fortune: do you expect turns for this?

NOSz: HELL YES

Miss Fortune: ok..so you will suck dick for turns?

NOSz: HELL YES I SUCKED POP'S DICK UNTIL IT TURNED RINKLY

Miss Fortune: Oh damn..lol..Is that why he left?

NOSz: mmhmm

Miss Fortune: i suppose u earned ur medal then..the hard way?

NOSz: hahahaha I earned them all the "hard" way not hard on my behalf, but I delt with hard obstacles along the way

Miss Fortune: yes...so..how do u..um..

*change the subject

Miss Fortune: unicorns

NOSz: omfg i love unicorns

I love Unicorns too NOSz.

Big Kiss,

Miss


Miss_Skai:


Desperate times.. pulls out skype convos as a flame.

1) Your flaming me not GB, I couldn't give a shit about the Great Britain Olympic team.

2) Let's not forget:

[14:05:03] NOSz: Do you need more material for ur flame.. if so just ask I'm willing to help!
[14:05:04] NOSz:

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED MORE SKYPE MATERIAL MISS_FORTUNE - AS I'LL HAPPILY ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS LIKE "WILL YOU SUCK DICK FOR CREDITS?" WITH "HELL YES"

However, I just came to realize, you share the same initials as Mother Fucker. I bet you've done enough mother fucking, considering your mother used your tube as a dildo before injecting you into her IVF treatment. In short, you're a test tube baby.

Nevertheless, please stop video calling me on skype, as I will continue to reject calls, I mean, I know you strip and shit for turns, but asking me to purposely lose this flame war just so you could bag 20,000 or 10,000 credits goes to extreme measures. I don't even know why you're in this flame war when you say the following;

[14:13:55] Miss Fortune: no..i'm ok with bitch..
[14:13:59] Miss Fortune: but to make up lies..
[14:14:35] Miss Fortune: so..whatevers..if u wanna get mean about it
[14:14:38] Miss Fortune: fine

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK???

SERIOUSLY???

IT'S A FLAME WAR, DO YOU NOT EXPECT TO RECEIVE MEAN COMMENTS?

I'm not even going to flame you this round, you've dug your own way out.

As Man_Tits says; Give it your all, here's a free shot.

THE FUCK? STOP SUCKING MY DICK, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT TYPE OF SHOT.



Round 3:


Miss Fortune:

Nosz, you need to relax. Freaking out and making up bullshit isn't flaming. As far as me 'trying to vid chat' with you..that's wishful thinking. Not gonna happen. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips. Suck you dick? Sure, cut it off and mail it to me. Test tube baby? Right, I'm sure NOBODY believes that..so there goes your credibility. Good Job. Everybody already knows I was genetically engineered from super intelligent life forms. My birth and conception was, however natural. I ate my way out of my host mothers womb like the other 'super babies'. Your crack head mom told me about your back ally conception and botched abortion attempt. SAD.

You haven't even answered my questions yet. THE FUCK. We're still waiting on that MISS.

DID YOU KNOW YOUR CAP LOCKS GET STUCK ON SOMETIMES? I WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT IF I WAS YOU. IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.

You can suck my dick and kiss my ass too Dummy. No, I take that back. You'd have to get a lot smarter to be a dummy. You sir, are a window licking idiot. I bet you're out there licking some window now. Don't take too long.

MF

PS. OK, so you got one thing right. I did fuck your mother last night. I gave her a 5 dollar bill and she asked me if I wanted change. I did, she was a lousy lay, but, I'm a nice person so I let her keep it.



Miss_Skai:


You really do suck at reading 5 simple points. FLAME BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE. 90% of the trash people say in flame wars aren't true and are just mechanisms used to make the opponent rage - in this case, you took everything I've said to heart, which is rather cute.

In addition, just cause your clit is 5" long, don't get too excited and start calling it a dick, we all know your national basketball team have scored more hoops in your vaginal course than their basketball careers. Miss_Fortune, please rub your eyes and look at the truth, you are this game's personal trainer, you're amazing for the penis workout, I'm sure many have tried you at different weights.

May I add """PS. OK, so you got one thing right. I did fuck your mother last night. I gave her a 5 dollar bill and she asked me if I wanted change. I did, she was a lousy lay, but, I'm a nice person so I let her keep it.""" IS the definition of a 1993 joke, and trust me, I was born in that era, I'd know.

I really don't want to use any flames against you as you're not even worthy enough to be an opponent, I mean, you've had more leaving parties than the amount of possible Chuck Norris jokes. Why won't you just hurry up and run off the game and cry for years cause your ass was getting flamed hard? You've done it before, and I'm more than positive you'll claim to leave again. Nevertheless, whores always come back, you'll never leave the skype tmbhub - selling your body for pixels.

[Mooky]

POST REQUISITIONED BY HOST SO I CAN POST THE 2ND PART OF THE BATTLE (stupid 10,000 character limit.)




Round 4:

Miss Fortune:

You say 90% but as I see it you've spewed nothing but 100% pure bullshit. I'm not sure exactly what part I 'took to heart' except for maybe your strange obsession with Pops' dick or dicks in general. I sense an inadequacy in that department on your part. Just because you cross dress as a (poor impersonation) of a Miss and whore yourself doesn't mean everyone else does, your projecting. You wanna know what's cute? Bunnies. Know what else is cute? You parroting your little buddy 'Broken Record' Kenzie. We all know how bright he is. How bout you try coming up with something on your own? Something original. Isn't that in the rules? No help from the peanut gallery. Maybe you should go over the rules again. And try to be a little more intelligible. I thought they spoke English in England.

It's nice, you do take direction well, so that's something I can say on your behalf. You found the caps lock. I'm impressed. GOOD JOB! However, I'm afraid you are a bit of a lost cause. But, keep trying, you'll improve...maybe. You can try anyway. Poor little fella.

You don't want to flame on me cause you're not very good with it. You could give up now before you embarrass yourself anymore or, try this, next response try thinking a bit before you start typing. I've shit more coherent thoughts.

Eat tacks.

Your Friend,

MF

PS. Tell your mom to stop calling me. It was a one time thing and I was drunk. It's time for her to move on....out of my dumpster. The neighbors are starting to complain.

Thx,

Miss (the one and only)


Miss_Skai:


Is adding a random google insult at the end of every post the new flame fashion nowadays? Cause the only punchline I see is your blue waffle AIDs infested vagina getting rammed in hockey practice. I mean if you looked good, I wouldn't blame you (maybe a little less), but you're a living Picasso with an open hole at the front, let's be honest, all girls have the right to be ugly (let's not be sexist), but you abused the privilege.

You thought they spoke English in England? Omg, reallllllly? How long did it take you to pull that thought out the bag? When I said thought, and bag, I didn't mean brain and a dick sack. Jheeze, cock sucking lovers these days. You know what, I might just accept your skype video call and allow you to strip, Don't worry I'll pay - I know zoos aren't free attractions nowadays.

And honestly, I'm so jealous of your Miss_Fortune name, that I just had to add Miss_ in front of my name despite the fact I'm a dude, some people are just born fortunate and beautiful, unlike me - born a liar. *Give MF (Mother Fucker?) a while to think*

Oh you finally got that? Amazing! Let's progress to step 2! I really don't flame in flame competitions cause you're already "firing" your way out of the competition. Hang on a sec, before I go on, Miss_Fortune - did you catch that? Flame and FIRING. Ok Ok, I see you've had loads of experience with flaming, considering your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried putting it out with a fork.

P.s. I think you solved the math trouble earlier very well, you must be the arithmetic women; you add stupidity, subtract pleasure, divide your legs, and multiply ignorance.

Yours dearly (please don't take advantage - I know how you work)

Miss (the one out of 32423405 street names)

NOSz x



Round 5:


Miss Fortune:


I hope the intelligent and attractive members of the judging panel take into consideration the content of the posts and not the mud slung by my stalker trolls. Who thinks this thread broke 1000k views in 2 days because Miss_Skai? NOBODY. Sure, Nosz would probably win a poll. I'm more hated than he is, obviously. Of course these water head butt babies are going to vote against me. But, is it really because they think I'm not a good shit talker, or, because they don't like me for whatever reason (jealousy). I can't make a post without these idiots saying dumb shit to me and I smack them down every time. Win or not I am the one and only Miss. Accept no substitutions.

In review:

1. Nose admits to putting Miss on his name because he wants to be me.

2. He copies my haters posts and uses him for his own.

3. In reply to 'Is adding a random google insult at the end of every post the new flame fashion nowadays?'

A few lines down...

'your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried putting it out with a fork.'

http://www.the-top-tens.com/items/it...-your-5723.asp

I might take from old jokes and incorporate them into this...but I don't copy and paste them directly. (I sense more projecting on Nosz's part here. Hypocritical, yes?).

4. I'm sorry you have to work 24 hour shifts. That must suck. I don't have a job. I don't need one. As far as, 'I'm earning your yearly salary in a day'. I've only seen that a dozen times on the boards in past arguments. Not only unoriginal but totally irrelevant.

In Conclusion:

I am the ONE and ONLY Miss. If I'm not found to be the winner regardless of what the poll says I can only conclude this is a popularity contest and not one based on skill. Prove me wrong.

I thank my supporters. For all you assholes that have to show up every time they see my name, I thank you too. But, I also curse you with voodoo, so please, keep it up. I need the practice.

Big Kiss,

Miss


Miss_Skai:


All I know is that I'm not the one asking my girlfriends and pimps to post "I VOTE FOR MISS_FORTUNE!" on the thread, my fan base (may it be one or two voters) is legit. I take back calling you the arithmetic woman, "1000k" views? Ooo, please, tell me more. It probs only hit 1,000 views cause you were constantly refreshing for cock. Did we exchange 20 posts between each other too? cause I'm pretty sure 80% of the posts on this thread is you replying to everyone who mildly flames you - mainly because your self-conscious and attention whoring to get your name seen.

Your 4th post (the one I'm replying too now) is just you pretty much begging for votes, just flame and don't worry about the judging panel. Oh yeh I'm super sorry for saying I earn your salary in a day - I forgot working on the streets for food and shelter or on skype for a few TMB credits/subs doesn't accumulate in an actual value.

Above all, this thread is CLEARLY all about you, it's Miss_Fortune vs The World, and you are the one and only piss! Miss**** Don't get upset after you lose and make a leaving thread saying "I only lost cause people hate me" I'll push you back into reality, your flames actually suck.

You obviously didn't get my post when I spoke about your Miss_ and my lying, but hey, I'm challenging a retard with an IQ barely in double figures - what the hell did I expect. Your style makes Stu_Gots mad, if you're interested in writing novels with reviews and conclusions feel free to write an autobiography - I've got a title for you already - "The One and Only Miss". And if you think you're the winner regardless of what the poll says you're either mentally challenged or wishing you were me

Go do something productive rather than wasting your time "practicing" flames here, go get ready for work and start waxing your pussy although it's already got less hairs than Cypriot's head. If only your mother could of got rid of you earlier, not only was the last half of her pregnancy spent in the vets; but when she offered you for adoption, they told her to try to contact the animal agency.

In conclusion (oooo I just stole your swagger as well as your name); your face does actually look like it caught fire and someone tried putting it out with a flame - if that google joke doesn't work, then maybe this one will: your face looks like a burnt pizza and someone has peeled the cheese off.

Bye Bye

[KOYOTER]

Milfs,milfs,mils,milfs......

[Kenzie]

I vote for Miss_Skai

oh its not started yet? *sits back down with my popcorn*

[Miss_Fortune]

OK, time out.

*Blows whistle/Waves flag takes Kenzies' popcorn bucket and dumps it on his dumb head.

I want to ask a couple of questions first so this shouldn't count as my turn.

Who goes first and when does this start?

Who the fuck is Miss Skai?

What is a Skai anyway? It sounds skanky. Could you get one at Wallmart? Because, I don't shop there it's trashy.

Why did she steal my name? This should be for original players only. I mean, sure, it's flattering and everything, imitation is the highest form of flattery ect...but come on. Isn't it bad enough Miss Mack stole my name?

Kenzie, I don't know who the fuck you are either, but, plz keep your pants on till we get this thing started. TY.

PS. You sound like an asshole.


Big Kiss,

MF

[toodles]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz I vote for instant elimination of both due to boredom.

[Kenzie]

I sound like an asshole? well i guess you would know about that................. and stole your name????? ive had this name for over a year now and who the fuck in their right mind would want to take your name, mimic you, i mean really?

oh btw.................you still here?

[Torreno]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

girlfights are usually boring unless the two are attractive, naked, and wrestling each other

[KOYOTER]

Host is a bafoon

[KidVengeance]

Whoever's name is listed first, goes first. So miss fortune you are first.

[Kenzie]

lmao and Miss*Itsmypartyandillcryifiwanttoo*fortube calls me dumb?


Kid you maybe should have wrote that in massive bold letters so she noticed

[Miss_Fortune]

Shut up Kenzie. If you wanted to be in this you should have signed up. I hope you choke on your popcorn. (i peed in it) enjoy.

As for this other "Miss" impostor. I need to know who she/he is in game or..this is going to be difficult. So, show yourself missy!

I've been Miss for 5 years. I AM THE ONE AND ONLY MISS! The rest of you can kiss my ass. That goes for all of you.

MF

[Miss_Fortune]

lmao and Miss*Itsmypartyandillcryifiwanttoo*fortube calls me dumb?


Kid you maybe should have wrote that in massive bold letters so she noticed

Can't you read dummy? The rules say no "should have" posts.

I demand this player have his pp removed!

[Shade]

Wow he owned you there

[Miss_Fortune]

Who owned who?

I just did the math and my calculations say I just owned 2 bitches.

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