Often as Admin of this game I become subject to some really irritating or disgusting stuff. Sometimes players will message each other and CC me in their long incessant PMs just to piss me off. Sometimes the messages are game related, other times the messages are trash talk exchanges, but most times it is all just nonsense talk. And when that happens, you get 2 kinds: Really funny, or really fucking boring.

Recently I became privy to what i think was the sickest but funniest exchange I have ever been a part of. For the sake of player privacy I will not use real or player names. Both of these people claim to be dudes... and I just have to share this story with you all because I cannot honestly suffer this trauma on my own.

From Player #1
To: Player #2, Storm


Hi Player #1, how was your day honey? This is you gay lover, and I am breathlessly waiting for you to come home, and I am keeping my arse in the fridge until you get here!

From Player #2
To: Player #1, Storm


Hi Sexy, I will be home soon, and I cannot wait to be in your loving arms and checking out your chutney pipe! What’s with the fridge business though? I don’t get that part?



From Player #1
To: Player #2, Storm


Honey-bunch, I just thought you would want to slip into something cool when you get home??

SIDE NOTE: WHAT THE FUCK, LOL??? WHO THE FUCK EVEN THINKS LIKE THIS???


From Player #2
To: Player #1, Storm


Ooohh....Ok, sounds nice. Please don’t make curry again, you know I don’t like the after effects....

SIDE NOTE: HOLY FUCK! I HAVE NOW OFFCIALLY BEEN PUT OFF INDIAN CUISINE.

From Player #1
To: Player #2, Storm


Well, my love...If you can take the shit, I can take the pain....so please don’t go there....

SIDE NOTE: OMFG!


At this point I can’t take it anymore and delete the messages, send both players messages to fuck off, and block both players. I mean really, eha Fuck this shit,....pardon the pun...I didn’t sign up for this.