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Greetings Mafiosos, it is that time of the year again when silly season takes full effect and people act like fucking idiots all round. It seems like there is a general IQ drop all round. Being Admin at The Mafia Boss is no different. Douchebags are everywhere. And the fucking fools just do not stop. Stupid queries, making our lives a damned misery, it never ends, but gets MUCH worse this time of year. Here is another blog, about yet another day in my life as Admin. Don't get me wrong, I love the job. Just sometimes.....



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Case in point #1:

USER PM: Hi Storm, I got attacked by “so and so” and they are using a macro, they hit me 1000’s of times, on my HQ, I should be maxed!

STORM: What was your net at the time?

USER PM: 3 Trillion....why?

STORM: Let me check.....Ok I just checked your inventory and most of your cash/networth value is BANKED. So he couldn’t take enough % of networth to max you, that’s why you got 1000’s of hits.


USER PM: Yes but my friend also can’t max me! This is bullshit!

(At this point my eyes roll upwards to the heavens...)

STORM: Well it’s obvious, you need to have value on hand that can be taken to max you, as I explained in the previous PM...

USER PM: There is no need to get sarcastic; I should be able to get maxed!

(Fuck me with a 12 FT long English cucumber!)

STORM: Well, no, you would need cash on hand to be maxed (Ever patient), so I would advise that you find a way to get value on hand that an allow you to be maxed

USER PM: NO! I won’t unbank and I don’t have more turns! But I need to get maxed!

STORM: Okay well then I can’t help you further as you don’t seem to understand, sorry.

(Now at this point an hour and 30 minutes has passed)

USER PM: FUCK YOU! Staff is fucking useless!

(Really??)

Case in point #2:



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FEMALE USER PM: Hi Storm I am being harassed by a ton of guys and they are sending me pornographic messages.

STORM: Oh really? (Looks at player profile, sees very explicit media and profile message says: “Skype me for a good time”, also Checks player mailbox messages out, and sees tons of invites for web cam chats on Skype to many users...).....maybe you need to change your profile image and message?

FEMALE USER PM: What’s wrong with my media and message?

STORM: Well, it is very provoking, and hey...don’t knock me for being sexist, I also checked your outbox messages and you invite guys to Skype webcam chat with you, and you are flirting with them...So that does suggest that you are a whore. Plus also the fact that you said you will wrap your C*nt around their necks...well...you know?

FEMALE USER PM: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME A WHORE?

STORM: I was just saying....well...... I noted that you also invite guys to webcam chats. So that is pretty much the actions of a whore?

FEMALE USER PM: OH NO YOU DON’T GET AWAY WITH THAT!

STORM: Sorry, but I don’t have time for this nonsense, clean up your profile, remove your media and stop messaging players to meet you on Skype for cyber chats, this is not allowed on our site, and clean up your act or I will ban you.

NO FURTHER RESPONSE...

2 HOURS LATER: Phone call from TIKI:”Storm! Get ONLINE NOW!”

STORM GETS ONLINE: Hi Tiki, what’s up?

TIKI: This lady posted onto the forums that she had a webcam cyber chat with you. I was offline and only saw it now; I have tons of messages about this...

STORM: (Checks messages: “you have 279 new messages”)


FUCKKKKKK!