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Hello Everyone.

So yah, fucking hell, the bullshit never stops flowing into my inbox at the TMB offices. Being Admin in this game is not funny, I tell you. You need Balls of an Elephant, A Heart of Iron, Nerves of Steel, and a Ring piece big enough for a fucking Oil Tanker to make a U-Turn in, or your arsehole will get ripped to shreds and you will suffer anal bleeding on a scale never before seen in the history of mankind. Sometimes I just think to myself: What the fuck planet are you from, you dumb fuck head? Point in case from a recent query: But let this be a lesson and it is in the title:




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NEVER FUCK WITH TECH SUPPORT!



Player: Hi Storm, I can’t seem to attack.

Me: Okay, let me check.......Okay I checked and you have no more turns left (Duh)

Player: But how is that possible? I just used turns to hire DU’s and do all the missions.

Me: SO I guess you used ALL your turns?

Player: Yes but....this is a fucking joke, now I can’t do anything more?

Me: (Fuck me) Yes, just wait 10 minutes for more turns

Player: But then I am going to get killed!

Me: (Checks player profile, sees a 3 year badge) Yah, but you should have thought of this before you did what you did, how long have you been playing?

Player: What’s that got to do with it?

Me: (Dear God help me please...) Well, you are an older player so you should know better, and save some turns, now you want to cry to me because you didn’t check what turns you had left? Sorry but you must just wait 10 minutes, I cannot help you further.

Player: But I wasted TURNS ON THE MISSIONS, I WANT THEM BACK! YOU MUST COMPENSATE ME!

Me: (Not in this life you dumbass) Sorry I cannot help you.

Player: THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

Me: (Go fuck your mother?)....Errmm.....You can go to the “Buy Credits” Page and check the Offerwall and see if there are offers to get some free credits?

Player: But I am a free player only!

Me: (Holy Fuck!) Okayyy.......I know of a cool glitch you can use to get more turns: Do you know a bit about computers?

Player: No, why?

Me: Well, then just follow my instructions ok? But don’t tell anyone I showed you, okay?

Player: Hell Yes!

Me: Okay....So click on “My Computer”

Player: Ok done that

Me: Do you see a thing called “Local Disk C:” ??

Player: Yes

Me: Okay now RIGHT CLICK that.

Player: Okay

Me: Choose “FORMAT or FORMAT DISK” then just do “FULL/COMPLETE FORMAT”, it will take an hour and when done, restart your PC.

Player: Thanks Storm! You are the best!

Me: (evil-laughing gleefully) Okay, message me when you get back online and DONT TELL ANYONE about THIS!

Player: I won’t, I promise!

Me: Okay, chat soon!

(PRIVATE LOL) (Cheers you Fucking C***.)



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Fuck I hope Larbi doesn’t read this shit

PS: DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

Cheers until Later!
- - Storm