Round 816 Review
..... by Blogger

Hello fellow Teembeers. The round recap for 816 is here. This round was quite an ordinary one in terms how it went. However we say some interesting twists. First of all I was impressed by MU union doing quite a job. InnerCircle returning to their rots being a family and not a union. We had just 4 ranking families. JP was won by TMK.

Killer ranks were usual ones. I found funny having danbo winning free ranks and danbo2 almost winning supporter killer ranks.

Looting in this round looked very important aspect of game with number of usually minor unions and team being able to earn good ranks. In this round, we again saw players building high early, surviving and being able to collect consistent amounts.

Anyway these were final standings.

- LEVEL 4 –

1. TMK $31,119,125,092,627
2. DezL $12,005,087,849,618
3. Tru $9,044,629,783,124

JP was won by TMK who built early and kept himself most of round out of almost everyone’s reach. It’s quite strange how game changed, since early build was for a period a sure ticket to get hit. In round 816 we saw Tru build to hit TMK. However, it didn't last. Dezl was second and Tru third at end.

from DezL

I just want to congratulate Tru on the most expensive bronze in the history of TMB. Well done!
Thanks and interesting DezL, unfortunately Tru ignored me in replies.

- LEVEL 3 -

1. HAPPY $6,000,558,668,052
2. DonBeef $5,026,202,695,172
3. fasano $3,213,136,414,574

Level 3 saw HAPPY granted the gold with 6 trillion. First follower was at 5 trillion and bronze place went for 3 trillion. DonBeef was second. Fassano was third. Real battle in this tier was between THEALLM1GHTY & Jon_Snow respectively 2,779 trillion and 2,707 trillion in 4th and 5th place. Close call was for 9th and 10th place too between Wolfgang with 956 billion and dmx with 905 billion.

from HAPPY

It was a good round didnt get a to see what happened at eor but when i got back on i saw i had the medal and checked the past it was good
Yes I agree HAPPY its always nice when u see u got rewarded.

from DonBeef

It was my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms!
I see DonBeef. Thanks for explanation.

from fasano

I told domenico to rank me or else! I'm collecting medals. Ranking means everything to me.
I see fasano, good luck on your collecting medals tour mate.

- LEVEL 2 -

1. Big_Sarge $4,507,253,799,057
2. Mud $2,505,760,270,096
3. irish_gal $1,500,962,481,855

Level 2 saw Big_Sarge getting the gold with 4 and half trillions. Mud secured silver with 2 and half trillon and bronze went for 1 and half trillion to irish_gal. A very ordinary round in level 2. Again closest call was between two looters, Swiper in 8th place with 534 billion and joedog 9th with 500 billion

from Big_Sarge

For the past few rounds I haven't had a sub so I have been using my turns to loot. Last round I was really busy with work and couldn't get on as often as I wanted but still was able to get a decent amount of looting accomplished. I was informed that my efforts earned me a tier rank. I looted a little over a 1.3 tril in just 5 days of looting and hit some small targets as well. I didn't expect to tier, but accepted it. Cripple Crime Syndicate is the place to be.

Thanks to the Bang Bang Union.
Thank you for your input Big_Sarge

- LEVEL 1 -

1. SnoMan $3,000,455,854,182
2. Duke $2,505,265,609,235
3. Sean_TheKnife $1,614,421,814,557

This round Level 1 gold medal was paid 3 trillion and went to SnoMan. Duke got a shiny silver one holding 2,5 trillion, and Sean_TheKnife was third with 1,6 trillion. First thing I imagine when read name Sean_TheKnife is Glasgow smile also known as a Chelsea grin (yes Google it). In this tier too battle happened for 7th and 8th position between CashMoney with 506 billion and iNFaMoUs with 504 billion.

from SnoMan

Nothing super special to report from this end. Stuck to looting and managing the bank as well as possible. Single life was a pain in ass, begging for a bank max like Darkstar begging for a rub-n-tug behind the dumpster on a Saturday night. As for the EOR aren't qualified to access such highly classified intricacies. You'll need G14 security clearance for that and trust me, the things that Tru makes us do get that makes what you'd do for a Klondike bar seem elementary.
I’m lost, what on earth is Klondike bar SnoMan?

from Sean_TheKnife

Thanks, I was looting everyone and spanking them silly. People were not hiding any of their cash so I took what I could. Help from the family was much appreciated. Couldn't ask for a better family to be in. It seemed like most people were sleeping waiting for the last few min to move but were too late.
Hey Sean_TheKnife, are you from Glasgow?

Free killers were decided hours before EOR with Danbo in lead and finishing the round with 751 thousand kills. First follower Ajax was at 380 thousand kills. Skeet was third with 309 thousand kills. Danbo win was pretty much an easy one since adding up Ajax and skeet kill counts wouldn't be enough to take the gold in free killers. My favorite free killer Cassy was 4th with just 8 k kills under bronze.

-Best Free Killers-

1. Danbo 751,671
2. Ajax 380,385
3. skeet 309,849

from Ajax

Hi Blogger,
I only popped in last round for a quick checkup on the team until someone suggested going for kp's. Couple of killing sessions later and im ranked lol. Thats all.
Yeh Ajax, I admire u cool cats killing thing really.

In supporter killer ranks this round we saw danbo2 coming up in second part of round and was almost looking that both winners in killer ranks would be players named danbo. Danbo2 however didn’t make it and TMK granted the gold here on last day of the round. Gold was settled with 3,4 million kills. Danbo2’s 2,7 million kills were enough for silver. And third medal in killers ranks went to DezL with 2,4 million kills. Anyone recalls supporter killer ranks medals with 30 million or more kills? This is an aspect of game were the change of bots not giving out KP has left an impact

-Best Supporter Killers-

1. TMK 3,414,713
2. danbo2 2,751,978
3. DezL 2,447,354

So family ranks in this round had 4 families only able to rank. Inner_Circle went family and granted the gold here. Pinoy_N_Co finished second with 4 trillion less in their safes. I’m little surprised here as I always admire Pinoys doing their thing and somehow always expect em to just take the family gold. SouthSide_Elite another family recently returning to family rank after period in union battlefield was third. NaMeLeSs played it smart and invested in tier ranks keeping a minimum of cash in their safes for the family ranks. Towards end of round TMB_Staff crew was at point to start recruit 3 players to meet the 10 members minimum per family requirement (sssssshhhhhhhh that’s a secret), however seems no one wanted to join em.

-Collecting Family-

1. Inner_Circle Tru $15,703,246,605,594
2. Pinoy_N_Co THEALLM1GHTY $11,000,080,147,052
3. SouthSide_Elite MaXx $9,412,094,188,339
4. NaMeLeSs Domenico $921,577,864,321

In union ranks Bang_Bang nailed it. Like really nailed it. With cash, they had, it looked like they were siting there with a question: “Ok, what we do with all this cash”, and no real competition happened anyway. MU union translates to Mercenaries union were second. This definitely was a kind of surprise for me since it was their first round as union. TheHood was solid 3rd. The northerners, I can see someone is fan of Stark house was 4th. This round FoundHell-N-Friends wen tas union and was able to achieve 5th and last place in union ranking spot. In union ranks I can't say there was any big surprise, maybe just I didn't expect MU union ranking that high. Well done.

-Collecting Union-

1. Bang_Bang BigAnT $20,306,365,123,201
2. MU Clutch $16,183,633,533,455
3. TheHood DirtyNick $11,000,000,000,000
4. The_North_Remembers Hollywood_Hubert $6,000,826,001,610
5. FoundHell-N-Friends Benny-Blonco $4,021,415,181,180

from BigAnT

Let's see, Eor went off Flawlessly. We got the jackpot 6 tiers, and union Gold. I'd say it went rather well. How about you??
Ehh same ole here BigAnT, I was refreshing prizes page till EOR then went out for a smoke. Pretty much regular EOR for me, but hey thank you for asking.

from Rock

Thanks again I bet you were surprised but not us we thrived to excellent. Like I said we got good guys working their ass off each road and this is the out come.Congrats Clutch ,Bam and the MU Union.Like he said Bam Bam Muthafuckers.Rock On.
Tru dat Rock.

Ok we arrived to our BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward section... This section is for fellow teembeers who:

Section a) Didn’t reply to me.
Section b) Hit me in game - very, very, very bad people.
Section Ted Evelin Mosby) Ones who sent me recruiting messages, invites, and non business related messages.

Your reward? Well honorable mentions here & NO, no free turns for that..

BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward for round 816

Section A)


Section B)

from mcreason
mcreason invaded your headquarter. 7261 of your boys were killed. 1500 of mcreason's died as well. mcreason stole $25,000,000 and stole 0 glocks, 0 shotguns, 0 uzis, 7,258 ak47 from the bodies

from Rock
Rock raided your drug labs while no one was there and ganked 11,875 grams of coke, 11,875 grams of weed, 11,875 bottles of liquor from you.

from TuxedoMask
TuxedoMask raided your headquarter while no one was there and ganked $23,750,000 from you

So what happened here was mcreason killed me (I don't know why). Then Rock for some reasons think I’m all in drugs and tries to steal my already low booze supplies. At end TuxedoMask steals my monies. Bad people

Section Ted Evelin Mosby)

Two rounds now. Nothing to post here. ????

AND we arrived to the real awards section! The one with real turns! The reward is called LOOSE CANNON. BUT, I personally call it Bartholomew Simpson Foundation Award. This is awarded to a single person each round that does the most courageous or most random and goofy thing of the round and will bring 15,000 turns to the winner.

This round let me be frank here teembeers, I just didn't see anything interesting that much to say hey that’s our loose cannon! At end, I believe
danbo2 was the right one for the BSF award. It was obvious that he and Danbo had a plan to take both free and supporter killer gold medals and danbo2 just failed. Please contact Storm for your reward! Congratulations!

If you have a suggestion for BSF award, PLEASE don't hesitate to contact me (Blogger) in game!

Dear Teembeers… This is it!