Grab some popcorn and a cold beverage and settle in for the very first TMB Double Feature Review of rounds 794 & 796!

Dear Teembeers here we go with the review of the round 794. This definitely is not yet another round. Round was really interesting to watch with a twist at ending, have to say an unexpected outcome too considering the what was happening in last day of the round.

In union field win went to Warhounds. Yes that's right. Innercircle didnt even rank in Union field.

In Families field we saw Loco Ghosts this round being a solo family out if hammer_time granting the gold. Pinoys my favorite looting crew was just third this time.

JP went to Babbo_Bravo. After few months we saw a head-to-head run for JP. And first lost JP for ex IU after quite a while. I believe there was another person in IC collecting as babbo_bravo was going up really fast in last minute. I wasn’t able to see who was pushing up.

In killers ranks we saw over 7 million kills in supporter tier in this round. Even free tier killer ranks saw an almost 830k kills. Said all this mostly I was watching close the JP run in last few minutes and this didn't happen for at least 6 months.

At the end these were the final rankings:

-Level 4-

1. Babbo_Bravo $59,243,868,319,445
2. 23 $47,736,518,858,588
3. Darkstar $3,511,372,799,222

In level 4 as said we saw a run for the win. Babbo _Bravo was most ops in game until the last day when Hammer Time and Loco hit him and few more in IC. 23 went high up with ops at end but weren't able to out collect for the win. Long time ago was the last time we witnessing such runs... maybe when Dropsquad was still around.

from Babbo

Round started with a NAP IC-LOCO/IU and the agreement that it’s our round but it didn’t take long until the first shots were fired.

After Day 2 it was obvious I’m going for the round but IU didn’t hit me until last day when they tried to steal MY Round.

Our Union was doing great in looting and especially in collecting. My deep respect to all the players who helped and to everybody who spent his time online to help Me and the INNER CIRCLE. Like I said before on last day things changed when Seth and I got hit by IU. We lost a lot of ops but after last toh I rebuilt and was prepared for a challenge.

And indeed after receiving ALOT of HATE msg, fake accusations and threats from 23, nino and several other IU players, I finally saw 23 grew some balls and challenged. But his glory didn’t last long. I caught him with his panties down and out collected him while others in IU were just watching.

Nice WIN especially after all the threats, hate and dishonesty of LOCO and IU!
Oho babbo_bravo this reply is quite an interesting one...

-Level 3-

1. RICO $4,004,048,501,918
2. Basterds $2,503,315,380,201
3. hazmoore $2,000,462,893,001

Level 3 gold was paid at 4 trillion and went in pockets of RICO. Basterds secured silver with 2,5 trillion and bronze went for 2 trillion. Considering last round level 3 was little cheaper.

from hazmoore

asd2 e2e ada d2e daad afa R Aa
well thx
Tadaaa hazmoor
-Level 2-

1. kauf $2,868,466,260,510
2. Harry_Potter $1,000,959,889,488
3. Hellhood $950,446,778,241

Gold medal in level 2 went for 2,8 trillion making kauf the winner. Silver was at 1 trillion and bronze for went for 950 billion. Level 2 this round it didn't look much competitive, well same as the level 3…. pretty much a walk hand in the hand for top 3 tiers in both levels[/quote]

from kauf

Thanks buddy. Pretty slow round for us if I'm honest. A lot of our main looters are busy in RL. We secured bronze fam and ranks in levels 2, 3 and 4 though so still pretty successful.

Big congrats to Babbo, how's your pride doing 23?
from Hellhood

Hi there. Wasn`t on in the eor, but all seem to work out well, as things do in FH... Tnx to Benny and the crew...
-Level 1-

1. HennRock $1,001,468,069,461
2. Alex $1,000,023,656,416
3. Evil_Buu $903,697,263,281

In Level 1 was gold was worth 1,001 trillion and went to HennRock The Closest call in round 794 was between gold and silver in level 1. Level 1 silver was paid 1 billion, 400 and 35 million less than the gold. Bronze was near to at 903 billion. No replies in this tier this round.

In supporter killer ranks we saw Leith granting gold with 7 million kills. I was impressed pretty much but then had a birdie telling me a lot of these kills were “friendly fire” and well I was less impressed after I come to know that.

However, in rest of the top tiers here we had people ranked mostly for building dus and not really hitting. I believe only one I saw doing some kills was Jimmy_Fingers in 4th position. Quite boring round in this tier

-Best Supporter Killers-

1. Leith 7,076,282
2. MonkeyKilla 4,023,914
3. 23 2,980,310

from NorthTexmafia

Thanks, well killers wasn’t hard to get didn’t decide to go after it till last day. Was bored was banker all round just hiring every day with sub so decided I’d go killing hit some peeps wasn’t really supposed to with nap in place but they will get over it.

Once I was done hitting last night pretty much knew no one had chance on catching up with me. Over all was an easy and cheap medal just a sub. and lil but won turns. The overall round for the fam was lil slow had few out few of our good looters but go figure mitsui looted the most not sure how much lol. Theallm1ghty my boss did some good collecting kauf and boss all did well in there. Kinda was funny tho with Bosshog and Dixie when I was killing think they had more fun with it then I did. We thought about sending in the whole night worth of messages would be a pretty funny blog. In the end tho fam got third not to bad being only had like 8 trill to rank family and indys. few in fams got indy not a bad turn out. ohhh yeah to those i hit for kp get the fuck over it.
Leith added this too:

from NorthTexmafia

Ohh yeah forgot to say thanks for my Indy rank some good turns there wasn't expecting that thanks theallm1ghty
In free killers Godfather got the gold with 828 thousand kills. Definitely a high tall for free killer. Silver went for 726 k kills and this amount would be enough for gold in most of the rounds. Bronze was paid just under the 600 thousand kills. Free Killers as usual amassing impressive numbers in the past weeks. I don't know where Cassy was hiding this round but after few weeks always ranking in free killers she didn't rank in up there in round 794.

-Best Free Killers-

1. Godfather 828,219
2. Fighting_IRISH 726,020
3. Dumbledore 595,352

from Godfather
Thank you for this reply Godfather

from Fighting_IRISH

I was just the first loser...
Glass is sometimes half full Irish

In family ranks loco_ghost being a solo family was leading from beginning to end of the round. Foundhell was solid second followed by Pinoy’s which were quite reduced in numbers. We saw two historically real indy crews getting 4th and 5th. Loco even if staying solo were in deal with hammer_time when they started hits on InnerCircle. It was interesting to see loco staying as family and seeing their looting capacity, pretty impressive run for them

-Collecting Family-

1. LOCO_GHOSTS Dusk $12,096,690,739,115
2. FoundHell Bishop $9,600,383,209,023
3. Pinoy_N_Co THEALLM1GHTY $4,002,238,880,295
4. NaMeLeSs Domenico $859,703,074,714
5. Skidmark_United Buck_Nasty $257,332,096,576

from Domenico

We were able to get fourth family, and shout out to Snake for working with us on what Skidmark was doing for the round. I had things set up to get us a rank in every tier, but for the first time in a while my last transfer lagged out. I would have had fifth for kush in level four, and I think fourth for best in level three, but because my last one to kush didn't go through, I just got the rank in third, which I hate doing. I never rank myself because it’s all about what I can do for the family.

Was a fun round in the warehouse
from MickyKnox

Snake ran EOR, like the fucking champion that he is. Apart from that, the round was an absolute cluster fuck.

For a small interdependent family, of such little significance, to be picking up 5th family and ranking silver in level one, could only be described as outstanding.

To me, I see it as a blight on the game, what the fuck is wrong with you people, when Skidmark is able to outrank you? It’s a disgrace and anyone finishing below us should be ashamed of themselves.

We bring nothing to the table yet.…
I approve this comment MickyKnox

In union ranks WARHOUNDS used the situation very well at their advantage granting union gold for them. SS under name SheepHerderz went union and was able to grant silver. HaMMer_TiMe was third and that pretty much happened cause of their Loco friends competing for JP with IC_Drama-Happening. HaMMer_TiMe was staying quite low whole round. Interesting situation was happening at last day when both loco and HaMMer-TiME members started hits on two top operatives in IC. I believe I seen some minor hits on beginning of the round between the two but was told by a birdie there is a deal between. However, end of round coming warring between the two was open and if I had to bet would give a win to 23. Boy, was I wrong….

-Collecting Union-

1. WARHOUNDS Klown $17,498,578,723,528
2. SheepHerderz MaDd_MaXx $10,086,382,218,289
3. HaMMer-TiME MonkeyKilla $6,110,332,295,456

from Klown

Just having fun minding our war until Stalked decided to turn on us and hit from SS while saying it was to help us. So we decided to help them right back lol

They were so happy to hear we are taking Chicago they made a Klown round celebration this round That or I've invested in head space. Either way this should be another fun round.
from Hollywood_Hubert

we got 3rd union somehow? weird cause we didn't have as much loot as the others but i guess others had different priorities. may the force be with you
interesting reply this one same as babbo_bravo’s one

from Tar_Heel-Nation

Tar heels won the ncaa championship !!
from Darkstar

Hey there blogger, pleasure to hear from you, are you well? We never get to hear how your EOR went..?

Anyway as for your question, my EOR was exciting! and at the same time unexpected, we as a union had it that we had an open run at the jackpot that there would be no challengers from a certain family, however things changed feelings got hurt and some people were stirred into action.

It turns out that Babbo measured his build and collect to perfection even though he lost around 1m ops in the last day. It was my responsibility to pull some of his net to grab a tier rank, for Rock in lvl2, unfortunately due to the closeness of the NW between Babbo and 23, i wanted to leave it till the last moment to be sure we would secure the JP, sadly i left it a little too late, so sorry to Rock.

Long Live iC, thanks to peter, seth, keone, dan, jonzo, brian, luke, jason, tommy, jackie, you guys rock!!
Thank you Darkstar for your questions. My EOR was as usual having at least 14 tabs watching what was going on. Storm is slave driver I have to work like a scurvy dog at EOR’s just to keep him happy.

OK we have arrived to our BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward section... This section is for fellow teembeers who:

Section a) Didn’t reply to me.
Section b) Hit me in game - very, very, very bad people.
Section Ted Evelin Mosby) Ones who sent me recruiting messages, invites, and non-business related messages.

Your reward? Well honorable mentions here & NO, no free turns for that!

BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward for round 794

Section a)


14 no replies this round. Getting better folks!

Section b)

from Cyclone_torn
Cyclone_torn drove-by shooting at your headquarter. 5819 of your boys got whacked. 6666 of Cyclone_torn's boys were also killed.
from Lucky-Luis
Lucky-Luis invaded your headquarter. 3455 of your boys were killed. 1688 of Lucky-Luis's died as well. Lucky-Luis stole $0 and stole 0 glocks, 0 shotguns, 0 uzis, 3,455 ak47 from the bodies.
from Rock
Rock invaded your headquarter. 1418 of your boys were killed. 213 of Rock's died as well. Rock stole $0 and stole 0 glocks, 0 shotguns, 0 uzis, 1,418 ak47 from the bodies.
from Sergio_garcia
Sergio_garcia raided your headquarter while no one was there and ganked $0 from you.
After Cyclone_torn, Lucky-Luis and Rock finally zeroed your fellow blogger, Sergio_garcia come in and ganked $0. Well done Rock!

Section Ted Evelin Mosby)

from Verdict

---------ATTENTION NaMeLeSs MEMBERS------------
copy my profile quote. And upload this picture of tweety. Together we will unite and stop cyber bullying. #Pray4Tweety #NoToCyberBullying.

this was sent in our fam board. Hurry the fuck up and post this to stop tweety getting bullied.
Ahh Verdict I pretty much have a name!

from Wolfgang

I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some PROPPAH namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real
Hum interesting Wolfgang

There was some more messaging between beva and Wolfgang sent to me and MrWorker, but it was so boring even MrWoker didn't reply to it.

AND NOW we arrived to the real awards section! The one with real turns!

The reward is called
LOOSE CANNON. BUT, I personally call it Bartholomew Simpson Foundation Award. This is awarded to a single person each round that does the most courageous or most random and goofy thing of the round and will bring 15,000 turns to the winner.

This round winner is
Aplus to the start of hits between the two families on last day. Please contact Tiki for your reward.


Hurry up and get your snacks, intermission is almost over!

Turbo Round 796 review is here. Considering last few I would say it was a quiet one. This round was won by Hype and it was a last minutes jump to secure it. However, it was clear earlier in round that someone from HaMMer-TiME would take it. Until somewhere half round player who was looking as potential round taker was Renzi of Foundhell, but towards end he slow down his building of operatives at that point HaMMer-TiME people was only option as jackpot winners.

In family ranks we saw Foundhell being able to secures gold, while in Union ranks gold went to HaMMer-TiME

Killer ranks were interesting especially in supporter ranks where a lot of real killings happened. At end 23 was able to add another gold in killers to his collection. Free killer similar to past few rounds had higher counts needed to secure gold medal and we saw Soprano securing it with quite a margin.

However lets see the results

-Level 4-

1. Hype $18,131,996,680,560
2. 12 $8,451,595,283,573
3. Evocator $7,320,128,869,185

Hype here had an easy run without competitor. Until very end it was looking like Evocator may have the silver but was jumped at very end by 12. Numbers weren't low at all for the tier medals in this level.

from Hype

All I can say is I won
Interesting Hype

from 12

Of course not. Main round was fun warring with ss is a good time, glad we were able to take second in union rank as well a tier
-Level 3-

1. hazylife $5,002,693,770,893
2. Tar_Heel-Nation $4,003,220,627,488
3. Winter $4,000,859,786,809

In level 3 Hazylife secured gold with 5 trillion net worth. Followed by another hammer time member Tar_Heel-Nation in silver with 4.003 trillion. Winter closed the top 3 here with just 3 billion under the value of silver.

from hazylife

all energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet
Interesting this one too...

-Level 2-

1. Fighting_IRISH $1,500,705,827,852
2. Babbo $1,195,736,415,401
3. VX $1,159,264,635,730

Level 2 was cheapest gold on all the tiers and went to Fighting_IRISH with 1.5 trillion net worth. Babbo and VX followed in silver and bronze position with respectively 1.195 and 1.159 trillion. Level 2 from 6th to 10th were worth between 39 and 18 billion only.

from Fighting_IRISH

Sorry i missed ya.. mail got flooded with mrworker wanting to give me a blumpkin.. Anyways.. Far as comment on the round.. You win some, you lose some. Today I won..thanks namless fam and Domenico hella round fellas!
-Level 1-

1. Mitsui $2,016,559,718,342
2. bags $1,400,743,094,271
3. The_Masters $1,321,855,151,930

Level 1 was fought for 5th and 6th place where 5 billion was making a difference another close call. Golden medal went to Mitsui with just above 2 trillion in his pockets. Followed by bags in silver with 1.4 trillion and The_Masters in bronze position with 80 billion less in his pockets.

from bags

Aloha! Not a lot to say at the moment but a thanks to the Fam for the rank...I looted a lot last round, trying to get the whole robotzky thing down. Hit back a few people that left revenges...props to Soprano for his taking free killer, job well done. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while...

Killer ranks were really fought for having 23 finalizing in gold with 3.5 million kills. Evocator was second with 2.1 trillion, but at some point he was looking as most targeted player in the killer ranks I counted at least 6 times him being zeroed in the round, mostly by IC. It did slow him down but he was still able to earn a medal in killer ranks. Teds closed the supporter killer ranks with 1.6 million kills.

-Best Supporter Killers-

1. 23 3,550,537
2. Evocator 2,148,668
3. Teds 1,636,562

In free killers fight was between Soprano, AL-Capone & Zlatan. Even if at earlier stages of round it was looking like any of them could grant gold at end Soprano made a difference and had 864 thousands kills. Silver and bronze medal were very close, one good hit could make the difference. At end Zlatan was 1.870 kills under Al-Capone in Silver position. Pretty interesting to watch.

-Best Free Killers-

1. Soprano 864,996
2. AL-Capone 458,307
3. Zlatan 456,434

from Soprano

Great round in my opinion. I got a killer gold which I've wanted for some time, Nameless took Family bronze with little effort and a few family members took some tiers (lvl 1 silver, lvl 2 gold, and a few Indy ranks). Overall I'd say a successful round.
Family rankings as already said shown foundhell granting the gold place. Pinoy’s were second, and even with reduced numbers they’re always here. However, for a few rounds now it’s quite clear looting is not enough anymore for gold in family ranks. Bronze went to Nameless and Mansion finished in 4th place. Family ranks were closed by Warriors with only 287 billion but still enough to grant a rank.

-Collecting Family-

1. FoundHell Bishop $9,517,270,501,719
2. Pinoy_N_Co THEALLM1GHTY $2,651,680,028,214
3. NaMeLeSs Domenico $1,212,161,721,173
4. Skidmark_United Buck_Nasty $411,079,918,109
5. WarriorS Ajaxian $287,550,804,250

from MickyKnox

There seems to be some confusion as to how the Boss and Consigliere positions operate in the Mansion. The simple truth is they are the most comfortable seats in the mansion, yet hold no power what so ever. I know I can speak for Mr Nasty, when I say, we have absolutely no fucking idea how this game works.

We only occupy these seats because we won them in the, tri-annual, Skidmark kerplunk tournament. (Buck beat me by one stick. I still say he bumped the table)

You need to ask Trin or Snake if you want to discuss our superior game play strategies. I can say that I was happy with 4th, family, getting 3rd just means you tried to hard and didn’t quite measure up.

4THE29, way to go guys!
However, skids had to add this too:

from Buck_Nasty

Skidmark is just made up of my multiple accounts. But with multiple accounts come multiple personalities.
from MickyKnox

Which is exactly what I would say.
Or is it?
I got ignored by all other family bosses

In union ranks we saw a quite strange round. After few rounds Iu aka HaMMer-TiME went strong from beginning and leaded the crows till end. IC aka IC_YouSpendMoreMoney was quite slow and on bottom of the union ranks the whole round. Warhounds from other hand gain weight with MBU and continued to have good result securing Silver in this round. SS were playing as union aka SS_RingLingBros and were 4th.

-Collecting Union-

1. HaMMer-TiME MonkeyKilla $15,284,989,559,697
2. WARHOUNDS MrsKlown $7,489,591,152,543
3. IC_YouSpendMoreMoney Tru $6,156,658,483,064
4. SS_RingLingBros BoZo_Da_KloWn $565,702,134,759

from Klown

Well we kept SS dead and looking at their union ranking last round tells me they are not able to collect and war at the same time It was a smooth eor. Hope this round SS shows more balls.
from JewPaCaveLi_Da_Don

Very proud of the team as of recent. The Klown and Clone wars have been especially intriguing. I was also impressed with the staff changing around the rewards for family and union ranks slightly hopefully in response to more overall game population/activity. Hopefully we'll see a few monkey wrenches thrown into the turbo minis in the near future.
from Gallio

well said JP
from Stalin

i would but im still waiting fir the previous round review...
i wasn't here for this eor anyway
from Big_Sarge
There is nothing to see here ... mobe along little lady.
from ShaneSimpson

Yes tell tiki i love her long time
We have arrived to our BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward section... This section is for fellow teembeers who:

Section a) Didn’t reply to me.
Section b) Hit me in game - very, very, very bad people.
Section Ted Evelin Mosby) Ones who sent me recruiting messages, invites, and non-business related messages.

Your reward? Well honorable mentions here & NO, no free turns for that!

BROWN SEA CUCUMBER reward for round 796

Section a)


20 people on this list this round and I thought we were getting better with this.

Section b)

This round I got killed in one hit

from Dewey
Dewey invaded your headquarter. 10003 of your boys were killed. 1500 of Dewey's died as well. Dewey stole $25,000,000 and stole 0 glocks, 0 shotguns, 0 uzis, 10,000 ak47 from the bodies.
Then looted………

from KidFlash
KidFlash raided your headquarter while no one was there and ganked $23,750,000 from you.
from ROME
ROME raided your headquarter while no one was there and ganked $15,756,235 from you.
BOSS-JATT raided your headquarter while no one was there and ganked $14,968,424 from you.

Section Ted Evelin Mosby)

This round section Ted Evelyn Mosby was the most boring one ever. All started with the message below:

from WoIfgang

Hello Blogger,
I know you're dying for quote from our beloved Wolfgang who we all know and love..... so we rep-resentatives of him would like to tell you from him but actually from us, to go fuck yourself and have a nice day.
However that message resulted in approximately 70 messages mostly from beva but also from these people:


Messages more or less were 000OOOoooooOO OOOO OOo000 O0 o, so boring that didn’t even bother to read em. And that is something what never happened till now. I appreciate Ted Evelin Mosby section messages and often get engaged in them too. But not this time

Here’s my reply:

AND NOW we arrived to the real awards section! The one with real turns!

The reward is called
LOOSE CANNON. BUT, I personally call it Bartholomew Simpson Foundation Award. This is awarded to a single person each round that does the most courageous or most random and goofy thing of the round and will bring 15,000 turns to the winner.

This round winner is
Evocator for being able to overcome all the zeroing and still get the silver killer medal. Please contact Tiki for your reward.

You think you have someone to propose for the Bartholomew Simpson Foundation Reward aka Loose Cannon award? Contact me in game!

Dear Teembeers. This is it for this round & Happy gaming everyone!