Adapted by Ravenkc and originally written by Josh Whedon

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earths mightiest heroes and heroines of The Mafia Boss found themselves unite against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born-to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand! Through the years, their roster has prospered, changing many times, but their glory has never been denied! Heed the call, then-for now, Storm prepares to assemble the TMB Avengers to save Earth from a common enemy- enemies now must work together to save mankind- it is up to the heroes and heroines of TMB”



AGENT BLIZZARD 420: You're at 114 Solenski Plaza, 3rdfloor. We have an F22 exactly 8 miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby. HOLY SHIT.
BLIND places the cell phone against Ravenkc’s ear seeing how she's tied to a chair with her hands tied behind her back.
AGENT BLIZZARD 420: We need you to come in.
RAVENKC: Are you kidding? I'm working!
AGENT BLIZZARD 420: This takes precedence.
RAVENKC: I'm in the middle of an interrogation and this moron is giving me everything.
BLIND: didn’t give everything.
Ravenkc gives him a look.

RAVENKC: Look, you can't pull me out of this right now.
AGENT BLIZZARD 420: Raven. Spades been compromised.
A beat.
RAVENKC: Let me put you on hold.
She nods to BLIND. As BLIND comes to take the phone off her, Ravenkc HITS him with her leg and HEADBUUTS him. Like a spider, she stands up elegantly and starts ATTACKING TALL THUG by KICKBOXING him in the face.

Still tied, she ROLLS over WEASELLY THUG after she trips him. She then STOMPS on the TALL THUGs foot with peg of the chair, then KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH HER HEAD. Yeah, during all this Blizzard is still waiting on the line. Raven FLIPS over and FALLS down hard on WEASELLY THUG, BREAKINGTHE CHAIR. She sees TALL THUG stand. Giving her momentum, she runs at him DROP KICKING him, FALLSDOWN and FLIPS right back up and WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND HIS NECKAND KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD. She grabs BLIND, wraps his leg around with a hanging chain and drops him down the open floor, dangling. She picks up the phone and her heels, like a boss.

RAVENKC: Where's Spade now?
AGENT BLIZZARD 420: We don't know.
RAVENKC: But he's alive.
AGENT BLIZZARD 420: We think so. I'll brief you on everything when you get back. But first, we need you to talk to the big guy.
RAVENKC: Blizzard, you know that Eck trusts me about as far as he can throw me.
AGENT BLIZZARD: No, I've got Eck. You get the big guy.
RAVENKC: Bozhe moi.

INT: THE SHACK- Obtaining JUMBOZO- aka The Hulk

Ravenkc appears from behind the curtains.
Jumbozo turns around, quietly.

RAVENKC: You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle.
JUMBOZO: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.
RAVENKC: Then, what is it? Yoga?
JUMBOZO: You brought me to the edge of the city, smart. I uh... assume the whole place is surrounded?
RAVENKC: Just you and me.
JUMBOZO: And your actress buddy, is she a spy too? Do they start that young?
JUMBOZO: Who are you?
RAVENKC: Raven Ky Romanoff.

JUMBOZO: Are you here to kill me, Miss Romanoff? Because that's not gonna work out for everyone.
RAVENKC: No. No. Of course not. I'm here on behalf of SHIELD.
JUMBOZO: SHIELD. How did they find me?

RAVENKC: We never lost you, doctor. We've kept our distance, even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.
RAVENKC: Storm seems to trust you. But now I need you to come in.
JUMBOZO: What if I said no?
RAVENKC: I'll persuade you.
JUMBOZO: And what if the... other guy says no?
RAVENKC: You've been more than a year without an incident. I don't think you wanna break that streak.
JUMBOZO: I don't get always what I want.
RAVENKC: Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
JUMBOZO: Well, those I actively try to avoid.
RAVENKC: This is the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet. She shows him a photo of the Tesseract on her cell phone.
JUMBOZO takes a closer look.

JUMBOZO: What does Storm want me to do? Swallow it?
RAVENKC: Well, he wants you to find it. It's been taken. It omits a gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. There's no one that knows gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be.
JUMBOZO: So Storm isn't after the monster?
RAVENKC: Not that he's told me.
JUMBOZO: And he tells you everything?
RAVENKC: Talk to Storm, he needs you on this.
JUMBOZO: He needs me in a cage?
RAVENKC: No one's gonna put you in a...
The THUNDEROUS TONE in his voice makes Ravenkc QUICKLY grab her gun and point it at him, but something is now OFF in the atmosphere. Jumbozo stands straight up, smiling.
JUMBOZO: I'm sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do. Why don't we do this the easy way, where you don't use that, and the other guy doesn't make a mess? Okay? Raven...

Ravenkc, still wary, lowers her gun and speaks into her earpiece.
RAVENKC: Stand down!

Storm sends Agent Blizzard 420 to talk to Eck Stark ,Pepper MissMack Potts to hand them the file, all the best of TMB had to be approached…

The shits about to go down LOKI ISLANDER is one of the men trying to blow the planet up, this is the first showdown in the fight for mankind…some of the TMB Avengers show up to defend planet earth…

CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA arrives! He dives in just in time and BLOCKS the blast with his SHIELD, knocking down Loki Islander to his ass.
CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
LOKI ISLANDERstanding up)The soldier. A man out of time.

CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA: I'm not the one who's out of time.

From above Cap, the QUINJET arrives. A machine gun is pointed towards Loki Islander.

RAVENKC: Loki Islander, drop the weapon and stand down.
Like greased lighting, Loki Islander sends a BLAST of blue at the QUINJET. Ravenkc MANEUVERS it just in time, giving Cap the time to throw his shield at Loki Islander. They both begin to DECK IT OUT.
Loki Islander FLINGS Cap to the ground. Cap then throws his shield, but Loki Islander SWATS it way. Cap, using all the moves of a boxer, is KNOCKED down by Loki Islander. Standing over him, he points the scepter’s tip on his helmet.


Cap FLIPS and KNOCKS him out with his leg. Loki Islander grabs him and FLIPS him over.


RAVENKC: The guy's all over the place.

Suddenly, AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill” overdrives the QUINJET’S speakers.

ECK STARK: Agent Raven Ky Romanoff, did you miss me?
Both Cap and Loki Islander look up at the sky. Eck flies over in his IRON MAN suit and blasts Loki Islander right back to the ground. IRON MAN touches down. He stands up and pulls out every piece of weaponry the suit has.
IRON MAN ECK: Make your move, Reindeer Games.
Loki Islander puts up his hands and surrenders. His armor materializes away.
IRON MAN ECK: Good move.


Raven watches the skies. THUNDER. Coming out of nowhere. Storm speaks over her headset.

STORMV.O.)Said anything
RAVENKC: Not a word.
STORMV.O.)Just get him here. We’re low on time

With Loki Islander tied up and cuffed to his seat, Eck and Hollywood watch from a distance, whispering.


ECK STARK: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?

CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA: I don't remember it being ever that easy. This guy packs a wallop.

[COLOR=Blueviolet]ECK: Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?

ECK STARK: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle. Hollywood looks at Eck, finally meeting his ego match.

CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA: Storm didn't tell me he was calling you in.
ECK STARK: Yeah, there's a lot of things Storm doesn't tell you.

THUNDER and LIGHTNING nearly hit the jet, making it shake violently.

RAVENKC: Where's this coming from?

Thunder RUMBLES again. Loki Islander stares out the window intently.

CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD AMERICA: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
LOKI ISLANDER: I'm not overly fond of what follows.

OUTSIDE THE JETA BLINDING LIGHT hits the jet. Not a light. A King.

EXT. MOUNTAIN LEDGE – NIGHT Somewhere out in the European mountains, Lopov Thor throws Loki Islander into the side of the mountain. He raises the mighty hammer, MJOLNIR. He looks down at his brother, who he thought to be dead and is angry to see him alive in this fashion.

LOPOV THOR: Where is the Tesseract
LOKI ISLANDER: (laughs) I missed you too
LOPOV THOR: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
[COLOR=Springgreen]LOKI ISLANDER: Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone how much dark energy did the All father have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth.
Thor drops MJOLNIR, causing the mountain to quake. He picks up Loki Islander. His brother. Although Lopov Thor is pissed for what he has done, a family is everything to a man or god.
LOPOV THOR: I thought you dead.
LOKI ISLANDER: Did you mourn?
LOPOV THOR: We all did. Our father...LOKI Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not? Lopov Thor lets go Loki, who walks away from Lopov Thor, causing an even bigger wedge between them.

LOPOV THOR: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?
LOKI ISLANDERturns around)I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I was and should be king!
LOPOV THOR: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights. No, the Earth is under my protection,Loki.
LOKI ISLANDERlaughs)And you're doing a marvelous job with that. The humans slaughter each other in droves, while you ideally threat. I mean to rule them. And why should I not?
LOPOV THOR: You think yourself above them.
LOPOV THOR: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. Throne would suit you ill. Angrily, Loki Islander shoves his brother to the side. He walks back up to the ledge. Turns around.
LOKI ISLANDER: I've seen worlds you've never known about! I have grown, Odinson, in my exile! I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it...

LOPOV THOR: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?
LOKI ISLANDER: I am a king!
LOPOV THOR: Not here! You give up the Tesseract! You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
LOKI ISLANDER: I don't have it. You need the cube to bring me home, but I've sent it off I know not where. Mjolnir flies back to his grasp.
LOPOV THOR: You listen well, brother. I...

LOKI ISLANDER: I'm listening


LOPOV THOR and IRON MAN ECK CRASH into the forest. Lopov Thor rolls himself up. IRON MAN ECK is still standing, but keeps his distance. The helmet opens up.
LOPOV THOR: Do not touch me again!
ECK: Then don't touch my stuff.
LOPOV THOR: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
ECK: Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Because Lopov Thor and Eck Stark aka Iron Man Eck started to fight, Loki Islander managed to get away yet again….

While Storm still tries to assemble his team of TMB Avengers…
So far he has Obtained Jumbozo aka The Hulk, Captain Hollywood America, Iron Man Eck, Lopov Thor and his two loyal agents Ravenkc and Blizzard 420… the world and humanity is still in jeopardy – He knows he has to try and Find Doctor V, before the bad guys do, for if the power gets in the hands of V and used by Loki Islander the world as we know it is doomed..

The TMB Avengers reassemble and meet back at headquarters to devise a new plan… Iron Man Eck already starts on Jumbozo calling him names, he seems to have a dry sense of humor… Raven tries to keep Jumbozo calm the last thing anyone wants is for him to turn into the Hulk, Perhaps Eck just wants to fight him…
Behind the big glass windows the TMB Avengers stand, many other Agents work hard on the location of the Tesseract… Slixed, Stickycat, Lucky_Chevy, and Constanzia are at the computers typing furiously on the other side of the large room Gunchester, Da_Secret, Bella and shell stand in front of the projector discussing locations…

A metal sliding door opens and in walks Cultivator, ME, Davidd, Yakzi, Tears_For_Fears, Meatworker, Roughy, siilentbob, and harryverderchki all dressed like a SWAT team armed with guns….

TMB Avengers will be continued…